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Stop Giving Kate Gosselin Ideas!

Earlier reports indicated Kate Gosselin is growing increasingly frustrated that she can’t land a new reality tv series to keep up her lavish lifestyle of $200 haircuts, free vacations and ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin Desparately Wants New Reality TV Series

Kate Gosselin, once a goldmine for TLC, has now become a pariah in the reality tv world. Kate thought even after the cancellation of her series, it’d be easy to ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin Vows to Put Her Kids on TV Again

Kate Gosselin vowed to Matt Lauer on the Today Show that the first chance she and her kids get to be on TV again, she’s going to take it. While Jon may ... Read More »

Jon Gosselin Is the Voice of Reason

Jon Gosselin, no longer able to afford Ed Hardy shirts or fancy vacays, traded in his dwindling fame for a job installing solar panels. He swore off interviews, shying away ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin Might Be Broke

Celebrities don’t quite grasp the concept that the day will come when they lose popularity and the money will stop rolling in. It’s exactly the situation Kate Gosselin and her ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin Got Canceled

In a statement from TLC, the network said it “has decided not to renew another season of Kate Plus 8. By the end of this season Kate Plus 8 will ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin is a liar

Kate Gosselin went on Entertainment Tonight in late November to deny reports two of her kids were expelled from school because of violent behavior. She said they’re being home schooled ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin feeds her kids week-old sandwiches

Us says Kate Gosselin won’t tolerate the “finicky eating habits of her eight kids.” So instead of throwing away their leftovers, she repacks it the next day. Of course the ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin wants to be an actor now

Kate Gosselin made the most out of her Emmy invite by mingling with the likes of Jon Hamm and Edie Falco and other actors, directors and producers in an attempt ... Read More »

Everyone hates Kate Gosselin

In three weeks, there will be a big reunion of season 10′s cast of Dancing With the Stars. The only person not attending is Kate Gosselin. Because she wasn’t invited. ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin’s kids are under investigation

Pennsylvania state lawmaker, Rep. Thomas Murt, is looking to make a name for himself. Hence, why he’s questioning the validity of the work permits issued to Kate Gosselin’s 8 children. ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin looks like Lucifer

This bears repeating again because it’s hilarious. Kate Gosselin thinks she’s a big celebrity now so she went and stuck needles full of botox in her face (check out the ... Read More »

Kate’s bodyguard told her to

Early this year when Kate Gosselin was asked about a boob job, she responded, “Plastic surgery? Please. Who has time to even think about it, let alone do it?” Um, ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin might be the next Bachelorette

As Jon Gosselin sinks deeper into debt and depression, Kate Gosselin rises higher into fuck-you-money and happiness. Life&Style says Kate is being considered for her on reality dating series on ... Read More »

Haha, you tubby douche

Kate Gosselin is a whiny shrew who did nothing but emasculate Jon Gosselin during their marriage. Once they separated, Jon started his miraculous transformation into a balding Ed Hardy wearing ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin given two shows

The problem with TV nowadays is that there aren’t enough raging, self-obsessed bitches with their own reality series. Thankfully, TLC has come to the rescue giving Kate Gosselin two shows ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin is a super bitch from Hell

Kate Gosselin is good at one thing and one thing only. Being a stuck-up bitch. Consequently, she nailed that during her routine on Dancing With the Stars last night. The ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin is insufferable

Two days ago on Dancing With the Stars, we find out how annoying Kate Gosselin is when her dance instructor Tony who, I assume, could even teach a bear to ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin to use her kids as props again

Kate Gosselin is on Dancing With the Stars and she didn’t do too well in her first performance, but she isn’t off the show yet. Popeater’s Rob Shuter went on ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin’s kids made her cry

Kate Gosselin’s 20 hour, $7,000 comped hair was supposed to mark the dawn of a new day and if that new day includes her kids laughing at her stupid Britney ... Read More »