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Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are totally doing it

February 28th, 2008Respond

Owen Wilson was seen driving away from Kate Hudson’s home on February 23 which means they’re definitely doing it. The two dated previously before Kate broke it off and inexplicably ended up with Dax Shephard.
“They are hooking up,” a Wilson insider told Us. Confirms a Hudson source, “They have definitely been talking, hanging out and, …

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She’s pregnant, right?

February 13th, 2008Respond

Kate Hudson showed up at the Elle Style awards yesterday looking pregnant. A couple days ago there was a quote of her saying she wanted to have more babies and that she isn’t looking for love. Add these together and you can logically conclude that Kate Hudson is indeed naked in my room right now. …

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Kate Hudson wants more babies

February 11th, 20082 comments

Kate Hudson, recently divorced from ex-husband Chris Robinson, isn’t looking for love, but is intent on having more children even if it means being a single mother.
“It is still the greatest thing in the world. I can’t wait to have more. It’s the best thing ever.”
I’d write something about this being awesome, but I’m too …

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My penis causes Kate Hudson to faint

November 23rd, 20071 comment

Kate Hudson just might be the world’s most perfect woman. Smooth, white skin. Soft features. Bubbly personality. Tight body.
Unfortunately, her kid gets in the way. Trust me. Have you ever been making sweet love with a woman, screaming like banshees and her kid walks in? So not cool. Especially when they start comparing your penis …

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Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard are over

October 15th, 2007Respond

Kate Hudson finally realized who she was dating and has ended it with Dax Shepard. Post Chronicle says Kate broke it off with Dax because she realized how much she loved Owen Wilson after his suicide attempt. NYDN says she just got bored. Meanwhile, In Touch Weekly reports on the one that no one cares …

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Kate Hudson is effervescent

October 12th, 2007Respond

An ode to Kate Hudson by Sir Ben Kingsley (Recovered from the the great house fire at Kingsley Manor in 2006)
“Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I just came,
on these pictures of you.
Your tight-ass body,
gets me to jerkin’
Gonna molest that booty,
When I meet you in person”
Kate, will you marry me? If not, I’ll just hide in these …

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Kate Hudson can’t talk to Owen Wilson

September 5th, 2007Respond

Despite numerous attempts, Kate Hudson cannot reach Owen Wilson. Owen’s family doesn’t think talking to Kate would be good for Owen at this moment and has effectively banned any contact from her.
“Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that the family doesn’t want her anywhere near him,” says a …

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Kate Hudson was also distraught

August 28th, 20072 comments

When Kate Hudson heard about Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt, she broke down in tears. Hudson was filming her new movie Bachelor No. 2 when she received the news and appeared very distraught.
“She looked upset. She was on the phone, pacing back and forth. Then her handlers came out and she was ushered into a white …

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