Damn, Kate Hudson’s abs look like they were carved from granite. Too bad they’re nowhere near as nice as mine. Enemies have broken their fists on them. They have been classified as the ninth wonder of the world. The tenth wonder is my penis. Natives used to worship it as a mystical sundial. They used …
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Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are over
January 4th, 2007Respond
Kate Hudson’s affair with Owen Wilson has finally ended. Owen has been calling girlfriends to tell them he’s single.
“They have definitely cooled off,” a source close to the actress tells Us of Hudson and Wilson’s summer fling. “She adores him and wishes it had worked out. But it didn’t.”
The important thing to remember is sexy …
Kate Hudson loves bikinis and the beach
October 20th, 2006Respond
Well, Kate Hudson hit the beach in a bikini again. There’s not much more to say unless you want to know about her and Owen Wilson. They’re together. Now you know. This sucks for Chris Robinson. He having to see his wife be sexy while he sits at home being ugly. I’d give Chris a …
Kate Hudson is motherly
September 18th, 2006Respond
Why is it that Kate Hudson is always shown being sexy or being a good mother while people like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are constantly stumbling around drunk and taking business away from the local hooker? It’s wrong to undercut their prices, but you can’t beat free and stupid. After you’re done, you could …
Kate Hudson is back in a bikini
September 11th, 2006Respond
Whenever I go to the beach, I do not see this romping around in the ocean. Instead, I see a bunch of dudes and fugly chicks flailing about in the water. Kate Hudson gives me some hope that one day I’ll travel to the right beach where fine figured females saunter around the shore like …
Kate Hudson torments Ryder
August 23rd, 2006Respond
Kate Hudson may be seperated from Chris Robinson, but that doesn’t stop them from hanging out together with their son Ryder. Lob off his penis now because in a few years he’ll be wearing g-strings and bras when the parentals aren’t home. It’ll save them from the awkward talk that they’ll inevitably have about why …
Kate Hudson is single again
August 14th, 2006Respond
People has learned that Kate Hudson and husband Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes have seperated. These two have been together for six years and the only complaints I’ve heard is when Kate Hudson told Ok! magazine that her husband’s crazy musician friends come to her house and flash their penises at her. Now that …
