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Kate Moss’ nipples again

August 5th, 20082 comments

This may be the 5,405th time you’ve seen Kate Moss’ nipples, but this may be the first time you’ve seen them in Spain, on a boat, with her daughter. Although, I could be wrong. Look, I don’t keep a map detailing the places I’ve seen Kate’s tits. Besides, I wouldn’t tell you if I did. …

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Kate Moss is respectful

June 18th, 20081 comment

Kate Moss attended the opening of the exhibition of photographs by late fashion photographer Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott in Istanbul, where according to The Daily Mail, 94% of the population is Muslim, wearing a see-through dress with no underwear. Of course, the fashion there is predominantly European so Kate didn’t have to worry about …

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Kate Moss is a good mother

January 9th, 20081 comment

Unable to find a babysitter on NYE for her five year old daughter, Kate Moss and boyfriend, Jamie Hince, decided to bring her along to the Amanpuri Resort in Phuket, Thailand. There, Kate was seen dancing and sipping champagne with her late into the next morning. The source said,
“But Kate was definitely being a mom. …

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Kate Moss has rauncy videos

December 20th, 20073 comments

Pete Doherty is attempting to negotiate a $1 million deal for a documentary type show titled Kate & Pete: A Love Story which will be made up of home videos he took of him and Kate before their split. In turn, Kate Moss is suing Pete Doherty to stop him from releasing the tapes because …

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Kate Moss shows us her lovely lady humps

December 3rd, 20071 comment

Kate Moss, the woman who epitomized the waif movement, has been letting herself go. This fatty was photographed poolside, naked and sunbathing. Aren’t there obscenity laws that prevent this behavior?
She must be a size two in these photos. I can’t even see the ribs on this heifer! It’s no wonder Pete Doherty takes so many …

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Kate Moss went topless again

September 10th, 20071 comment

Every month, Kate Moss likes to appear topless. I try to cover her up, but she won’t listen. How many innocent children have to die before you decide to wear clothes Kate Moss? How many?!

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Kate Moss might have a sex tape

July 23rd, 20072 comments

Kate Moss is worried about two missing tapes she made with Pete Doherty. The model, who recently broke up with Pete after discovering he cheated on her, is afraid the drug addled rocker will sell the tapes for crack money. The Sun says,
“There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate.
“She …

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Kate Moss goes missing, returns with powder stains

May 3rd, 20073 comments

Kate Moss doesn’t live very far from China Tang where she ate last night which is why it’s a mystery where Kate went between 9:30 p.m. and midnight. When she finally showed up at her house, her dress was covered in specks of white powder. Delicious white powder.
Moss, who this week is celebrating the runaway …

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