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Kate Moss goes missing, returns with powder stains

May 3rd, 20073 comments

Kate Moss doesn’t live very far from China Tang where she ate last night which is why it’s a mystery where Kate went between 9:30 p.m. and midnight. When she finally showed up at her house, her dress was covered in specks of white powder. Delicious white powder.
Moss, who this week is celebrating the runaway …

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This probably isn’t from the drugs

April 19th, 20072 comments

The Daily Mail has a harrowing tale about the effects of drug use on Kate Moss’ knees. The gist of the article is in addition to her knees being busted, so is her face. They even suggest she get a knee lift like Demi Moore. I’m here to defend Kate Moss and tell the Daily …

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Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are engaged

April 13th, 20073 comments

Everybody’s favorite celebrity junkie announced his engagement to Kate Moss last night. At a Babyshambles concert, Pete Doherty told the audience he was “dedicating this song to my fiancee”. Later that night, Kate celebrated by dangling out a window while Pete played the guitar. What you don’t see in this picture is Death throwing his …

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Kate Moss is no longer hot, officially

April 4th, 20071 comment

Voters at FHM have finally caught on to what the rest of the world already knew years ago. Kate Moss is not sexy. Thousands of votes short from ending up on FHM’s list of World’s Sexiest 100 Women, FHM spokesman Dan Cooper says the average guy wants someone “a little more womanly.” Last year, Kate …

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Kate Moss dumped Pete Doherty

February 1st, 2007Respond

Kate Moss has ended it with Pete Doherty after seeing pictures of him shooting up just two days after their Buddhist ceremony. This isn’t the first time these two have broken up. The same thing happened when everyone saw the video of her doing coke. A few days ago, both of them checked into rehab …

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Pete Doherty went to rehab again

January 30th, 2007Respond

I’m not sure how many times Pete Doherty has gone to rehab, but he checked himself in again. This time with supermodel girlfriend Kate Moss. The old saying “Love is telling your partner he has a problem. True love is rehabbing with him.” has never been more true. I believe it was Confuscious who said …

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In other news

January 23rd, 2007Respond

I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman is gay. At least that’s the vibe I got from the show. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just I don’t remember this character …

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In other news

January 9th, 2007Respond

My mail server is completely broken so no mail after Jan. 3 was received. That’s the bad news. The good news is I’m still sexy. Phew, that’s a relief.

Brad Pitt might be old and washed up, but he’s still rich and wanted by half of America. [Celebitchy]
Hilary Swank got a star on Hollywood’s Walk of …

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