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Kate Moss Goes Missing, Returns With Powder Stains

Kate Moss doesn’t live very far from China Tang where she ate last night which is why it’s a mystery where Kate went between 9:30 p.m. and midnight. When she ... Read More »

This Probably Isn’t From the Drugs

The Daily Mail has a harrowing tale about the effects of drug use on Kate Moss’ knees. The gist of the article is in addition to her knees being busted, ... Read More »

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss Are Engaged

Everybody’s favorite celebrity junkie announced his engagement to Kate Moss last night. At a Babyshambles concert, Pete Doherty told the audience he was “dedicating this song to my fiancee”. Later ... Read More »

Kate Moss Is No Longer Hot, Officially

Voters at FHM have finally caught on to what the rest of the world already knew years ago. Kate Moss is not sexy. Thousands of votes short from ending up ... Read More »

Kate Moss Dumped Pete Doherty

Kate Moss has ended it with Pete Doherty after seeing pictures of him shooting up just two days after their Buddhist ceremony. This isn’t the first time these two have ... Read More »

Pete Doherty Went to Rehab Again

I’m not sure how many times Pete Doherty has gone to rehab, but he checked himself in again. This time with supermodel girlfriend Kate Moss. The old saying “Love is ... Read More »

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I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman ... Read More »

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My mail server is completely broken so no mail after Jan. 3 was received. That’s the bad news. The good news is I’m still sexy. Phew, that’s a relief. Brad Pitt ... Read More »

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Could Be Married

The Daily Mail reports Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were secretly married in a Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand. As the marriage has no legal standing in their ... Read More »

Kate Moss Does the Beach

I call BS. That’s not Kate Moss. That’s a 15-year-old boy with pecs. Wait no, it is Kate. Well, she’s now on the list of models I will never want ... Read More »

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Will Smith thinks he’s so smart and solves a Rubik’s Cube in front of Oprah. Back in my prime I solved 10 Rubik’s Cubes in under 5 minutes. With no ... Read More »

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Justin Timberlake receives his butt plug award for Best Male Video. I’m sure Cameron Diaz will be more than willing to use it on him since the one they currently ... Read More »

People Are Unclear About Halloween Parties

Fact: Girls are supposed to dress slutty for a Halloween party or Halloween in general. Reality: Supermodel Gisele Bundchen thinks it’s fun to dress like a crazy homeless person. Flair is ... Read More »

Kate Moss Might Be Pregnant

Reports of Kate Moss’ pregnancy comes from Pete Doherty’s uncle Phil Michels who says Pete confirmed it over the phone. Phil says: “That is why they want to get married. Pete ... Read More »

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Here’s a friendly PSA. If you don’t watch Heroes, you might want to because it’s the only decent show on tv right now. Oh, and a samurai is in it. ... Read More »

Pete Doherty Is Getting Married

The train wreck that is Pete Doherty is said to be leaving rehab to wed Kate Moss after she said yes to his marriage proposal. Kate is so impressed by ... Read More »

Pete Doherty Misses His Spiritual Ceremony

There have been reports that Pete Doherty missed his spiritual ceremony with Kate Moss in Bali because he is in jail over drug charges. Others say these reports are false ... Read More »

Kate Moss Is Marrying Doherty

Pete Doherty is said to have given Kate Moss the vintage dimaond ring she’s been seen around town with and is set to marry her soon. Back when Doherty was ... Read More »

Kate Moss Is a Mess

I don’t know what people see in Kate Moss. She must have been wearing this dress when she got her job back and got a pay raise. My head is ... Read More »

Kate Moss Back With Burberry

Despite being caught on tape doing cocaine, Kate Moss was still not convicted. Now, she is back with Burberry. The 32-year-old supermodel, who apologized to “all the people I have let ... Read More »
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