The Daily Mail reports Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were secretly married in a Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand. As the marriage has no legal standing in their country, they are rumored to be married at a a London registrar office on January 18.
During the Thai ceremony - attended by Moss’s mother Linda …
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I call BS. That’s not Kate Moss. That’s a 15-year-old boy with pecs. Wait no, it is Kate. Well, she’s now on the list of models I will never want to see naked again. These were kind of hard to blur, so I just blurred in the general area women should have breasts. These pictures …
Will Smith thinks he’s so smart and solves a Rubik’s Cube in front of Oprah. Back in my prime I solved 10 Rubik’s Cubes in under 5 minutes. With no hands. Beat that muscle man!
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Justin Timberlake receives his butt plug award for Best Male Video. I’m sure Cameron Diaz will be more than willing to use it on him since the one they currently have doesn’t fit anymore.
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Mel Gibson got an award from the Latino Community …
Fact: Girls are supposed to dress slutty for a Halloween party or Halloween in general.
Reality: Supermodel Gisele Bundchen thinks it’s fun to dress like a crazy homeless person. Flair is stupid as proven by Office Space.
Fact: Pregnant women aren’t supposed to be drinking.
Reality: Kate Moss doesn’t care if her baby comes out with a lopsided …
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Reports of Kate Moss’ pregnancy comes from Pete Doherty’s uncle Phil Michels who says Pete confirmed it over the phone. Phil says:
“That is why they want to get married. Pete told me they want a baby together to cement their marriage. I am made up for them. I wish them every success. They’re so happy, …
Here’s a friendly PSA. If you don’t watch Heroes, you might want to because it’s the only decent show on tv right now. Oh, and a samurai is in it. Samurai’s are cool.
Kate Moss’ grandfather is worried her daughter Lila will be exposed to drugs because of Pete Doherty. How long did it take him …
The train wreck that is Pete Doherty is said to be leaving rehab to wed Kate Moss after she said yes to his marriage proposal. Kate is so impressed by Doherty’s conviction to staying clean that the wedding may happen in the next few weeks with Kate’s mom Linda as the only guest.
At this point, …
