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Aww, is poor widdle baby mad?

February 12th, 20083 comments

23-year-old Katharine McPhee is pretty hot and mildly successful. Which makes her marrying a 42-year-old guy she met three years ago all the more confusing. Maybe he has a certain quality modern men don’t have. A club, a taser or a disposition towards extreme bouts of violence perhaps.

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Katharine McPhee’s funbag

January 14th, 2008Respond

Katharine McPhee was at an Access Hollywood event where she held up this purse shaped like a pair of breasts. How delightfully kitschy! A purse shaped like boobs! What other body part will they make a fashion statement out of next? I, for one, am dying to find out.
In other news, Katharine McPhee was dropped …

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Katharine McPhee is pregnant

August 15th, 20071 comment

Katharine McPhee was seen on the set of House Bunny acting out my wildest fantasies by wearing a fake pregnant belly while being showered with dandruff. Earlier, Rumer Willis was seen sitting naked in a back brace with a dunce cap on from the same movie. Do you see the connection? I certainly do, but …

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The wind is sneaky

August 8th, 20073 comments

My penis and I have confirmed that Katharine McPhee is hot. Which is why there’s no reason not to post these pictures of the wind blowing up her skirt. 9/10 doctors agree. Katharine McPhee should have sex with me. I put that in rhyme because feigning interest in a girl’s hobbies is the fastest way …

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Katharine McPhee is naughty

July 17th, 20071 comment

I thought this picture of Kat McPhee was interesting. Sort of a “I’m a naughty girl, I eat small dogs, spank me daddy” moment. Oh, did I mention Kat and I call each other by our nicknames? Yea, I call her Kat, she calls me restraining order no. 3257. It sounds cuter when she says …

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Katharine McPhee is surprised

July 13th, 20072 comments

Katharine McPhee seems surprised anyone still cares about her. She really shouldn’t be. She’s pretty and has big boobies. That makes her special.

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Tyra Banks cops a feel

February 23rd, 20072 comments

Katharine McPhee is a guest on February 27th’s episode of the Tyra Banks Show. As you can see here, the interview went swimmingly. This is what Tyra had to say about Katharine’s boobs.
“I squeezed her boobs and they are real! They’re jiggly and soft.”
My God woman. Don’t tease me. I’d like to know more about …

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The 2006 Billboard Music Awards

December 5th, 2006Respond

The 2006 Billboard Music Awards happened yesterday. As you can tell by Fergie’s performance in the video, it sucked as much as you thought it would. She lacks both charisma and looks and decided to get drunk beforehand. When I listen to the lyrics I want to vomit. Boys just come and go like seasons? …

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