Poor Jessica Simpson. First she starts on the path of ugly and now she’s been beaten out by Katie Cassidy for the role of Lucy Ewing on the Dallas movie. The bizzare thing is that Katie Cassidy has more acting experience than Jessica Simpson. David Cassidy’s daughter has been in 7th Heaven, Click and also in the upcoming movie Live! with Eva Mendes.

I’m not going to mention that she also beat out Kristin Cavallari for the role because everyone knows that was some sort of joke. One of these pictures tells an interesting story of how even Sloth from The Goonies would look good standing next to Kimberley Stewart.