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Katie Holmes Already Greying

Katie Holmes went back to her hotel after attending the Armani women Haute Couture Fashion Show in Paris on Monday and, as Fame Pictures so astutely notes, she’s greying at ... Read More »

Katie Holmes Is in a Bikini Top

Katie Holmes spent Father’s Day weekend in a red bikini top and bright pink shorts in Miami with Suri Cruise. She also showed off what Suri Cruise did to her ... Read More »

Katie Holmes in a Swimsuit Teaching Suri to Swim

Katie Holmes modified her grandma’s one-piece for an updated look and headed down to her hotel pool in Miami, Florida to teach Suri how to swim. These pictures sucked. Especially ... Read More »

Star Is Sorry

In January, Star published a cover that implied Katie Holmes had a drug problem but it was really a Scientology treatment which had no basis in reality. I believe they ... Read More »

Katie Holmes Explains Those Penis Gummies

A while back, photos were taken of Suri Cruise with a box of penis gummies in her hand. Presumably because the package promised fruity flavored penis gummies. Who wouldn’t want ... Read More »

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at ‘The Kennedys’ Premiere

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes attended the premiere of Katie’s The Kennedys at the Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills yesterday. Kennedys was dropped by Starz but picked up by Reelz ... Read More »

Adam Sandler is on set

Adam Sandler: “Hey guys, wouldn’t it be funny if I dressed up as a woman for my next movie?” Writers: “You mean like the Wayans brothers, Eddie Murphy and Tyler Perry?” Adam ... Read More »

Tom Cruise is snatchin’ Katie Holmes’ makeup

Tom Cruise feels old age nipping at his heels so he does what any rational man would do. He steal his wife’s makeup. The National Enquirer says Cruise is “so ... Read More »

Katie Holmes as Jackie O for ‘The Kennedys’

Here’s a first look of Katie Holmes as Jackie O from the poster for History Channel’s The Kennedys that leaked yesterday. She looks, um, like Katie Holmes in a wig. ... Read More »

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes do it

By do it, I mean dance to “Whatever Lola Wants.” What did you think I meant? You thought I meant… with a woman… hahahaha. That’s a good one. No. Tom ... Read More »

Katie Holmes isn’t pregnant

Despite wild speculation of Scientologists prepping her womb, maternity attire and a suspicious visit to the doctor’s office, reps for Katie Holmes say she isn’t pregnant. Obviously Tom Cruise is ... Read More »

Katie Holmes can’t keep her mouth shut

Katie Holmes pissed off an entire theater of hormonal teenage girls when she and her girlfriends talked incessantly throughout a screening of New Moon. “Katie came into the movie theater with ... Read More »

Suri Cruise is fashionable

Suri Cruise was spotted Monday rocking a pair of stylish high heel shoes while shopping in Boston. It would have been the picture of perfection had her haggard, brain-washed ... Read More »

Cruises inspire Scientology clothing line

While most people would kindly look upon the smoldering embers of Katie Cruise’s once promising  career with a mix of despair and bemusement  and despair (mainly despair), fear not—it turns ... Read More »

Katie Holmes has been programmed to dance

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Katie Holmes finally showed off her singing and dancing ability on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday. Funny story. When Katie came ... Read More »

Katie Holmes thinks she can dance

Katie Holmes filmed a guest appearance for So You Think You Can Dance yesterday in what “seems like a huge Broadway production.” To anyone who is tricked into believing this ... Read More »

Katie Holmes can’t satisfy Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes has already signed on to Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark, which is reportedly really making Tom Cruise sad because he wanted to have sex and have another ... Read More »

Katie Holmes was upgraded

Katie Holmes looked stunning at the premiere of Valkryie earlier this month in Japan. Especially her long, luxurious hair which was the toast of the town. But her new look ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan hates Katie Holmes

Lohan shot a Madonna-themed photo shoot which she assumed would be on the front of Glamour much like her naked Marilyn Monroe-themed shoot was the cover of NY Mag. Now ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham has a new ad

Victoria Beckham’s new lingerie ads for Armani came out today. The adverts show her sprawled out on the floor in polka dot bra and panties. The other shows her sitting ... Read More »