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Katie Holmes has herpes

Egads, way to ruin another fantasy of mine, Reality. Katie Holmes had a herpes outbreak the other day in NYC and Suri seemed to be at a loss for words. ... Read More »

Tom Cruise is confident

In the NY Times piece on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Cruise said that he “knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her.” Katie Holmes sort of shared ... Read More »

Brains! Katie want brains!

I don’t know what magic aging filters The Daily Mail has in their arsenal or why they chose to use them on her, but it’s your move Katie. Make it ... Read More »

Katie Holmes looks different

Katie Holme’s reasons for her busted grill: I ran into a door It was my fault, I shouldn’t have overcooked the chicken He only gets like this when he’s drinking I should have explained ... Read More »

A message for Tom Cruise

Sigh, Tom. No matter how many suits you dress Katie in or how short you cut her hair it still doesn’t change the fact she doesn’t have a penis. Can ... Read More »

Anonymous protests Katie Holme’s Broadway opening

Katie Holmes made her big stage debut in the Broadway production of All My Sons. Tom Cruise showed up to cheer her on and steal her thunder. When Mr. Big ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker and the Cruises are so cool

What better way to revitalize the ailing MTV Movie Awards than with such young up and coming stars like Sarah Jessica Parker, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And they even ... Read More »

Tom Cruise might want another baby

A source says Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are thinking of trying for another kid now that Suri has gone from cute and needy to just needy. “She said she’s got ... Read More »