June 13th, 2007
Katie Holmes debuted a new look the other day which bore an eerie resemblance to Victoria Beckham and an emo kid. At present, many are baffled at how legions of effeminate weeping boys wearing girl’s pants influence women’s style. Katie’s single white female move is just another example of how easily she can be shaped …
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May 22nd, 2007
An 18-year-old blond girl from the Fashion Institute of Design in Orange County claims to be a virgin and wants to have her first sexual encounter filmed for a porno. She has changed her name to Katee Holmes as an ode to Katie Holmes who has always played the innocent girl in movies. The budding …
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May 4th, 2007
Jada Pinkett Smith has responded to recent gossip about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage falling apart and about how Tom keeps her chained in the basement.
I think everybody has this image: Poor little Kate, she doesn’t have the strength to take care of herself. People don’t know that behind all that grace is a …
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May 2nd, 2007
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Life&Style via MSNBC reports Katie Holmes has been flirting with her co-star Adam Rothenberg on the set of the upcoming movie Mad Money.
“They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion,” a “set insider” told L&S. “They lingered after the director said …
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February 1st, 2007
Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild says Paris was the best blow job he’d ever had. Blatant liar. [IDLYITW]
Stills from Sienna Miller’s sex scene. Trust me, there’s video floating around somewhere. [Celebrity Smack]
There might be a Departed sequel, possibly prequel. [Celebitchy]
Farce of the Penguins. I can’t believe this is a real movie. [Pajiba]
Kevin Bacon opens …
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January 25th, 2007
It was reality Wednesday for me. Beauty and the Geek is still rigged and American Idol um, well it’s American Idol. Four years since I’ve watched an episode and it’s pretty much the same.
Now Katie Holmes has a nose job? [Celebrity Smack]
Rachel Ray-cist? [Evil Beet]
Brad Pitt wants to be more man. [Glitterati]
Heath Ledger and Michelle …
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December 4th, 2006
Without Ryan Reynolds, Van Wilder 2 is nothing. You hear me? Nothing
Tom and Katie are back. Too bad. I missed not having to post anything about Tom Cruise.
Keith Urban is out of rehab. In about one year he’ll be back again.
Nicole Kidman’s hair proves she’s not pregnant.
Renee Zellweger is mathematically proven to be ugly.
Britney, Paris …
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November 20th, 2006
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were finally married over the weekend in a Scientology ceremony among 150 guests. Amid speculation of the marriage not being legal, news came that they made it official in Los Angeles before arriving in Italy. Guests at the wedding had to verbally split up the couple when they engaged in …
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