Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were finally married over the weekend in a Scientology ceremony among 150 guests. Amid speculation of the marriage not being legal, news came that they made it official in Los Angeles before arriving in Italy. Guests at the wedding had to verbally split up the couple when they engaged in …
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are marrying
November 17th, 20062 comments
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will marry in Bracciano, Italy this Saturday. It will take place at Odescalchi Castle and its $50,000 fee has been waived by the mayor because of all the attention their small town is getting. Many are speculating it will be a Scientology wedding where the marital advice given includes: never …
In other news
November 15th, 2006Respond
Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like?
Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight than her hands.
George Clooney was named the new sexiest man alive by People. You’ve won this round George. Just wait till I get a doctor …
In other news
November 1st, 2006Respond
Here’s a blast from the past. A quote from Mark Hoppus of Blink-182.
“At a concert I said, ‘Hey, all you guys out there - I want you to know that my mom gives great head.’ I look over and she’s pumping her fist in the air going, ‘That’s me.’”
Awkward…
Barbra Streisand was doing her George Bush …
Tom and Katie are getting married
October 24th, 2006Respond
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have decided on a November 18 wedding in Italy. Katie Holmes will be wearing a wedding dress made by Giorgio Armani. And me? I’ll be sitting at home not caring. I’d rather pour bleach in my eyes than listen to more of this “TomKat” thing. You’d be bitter too if …
Perspective is awesome
October 2nd, 20062 comments
Even after Vanity Fair published photos of Suri Cruise, pictures of the complete trifecta have not been seen. The only family photos you’ll get are of Kate holding little giant Tom Cruise’s hand. Today looked like a no lift day for my boy Tommy. He may be a billionaire, but there’s no way I could …
Suri Cruise is revealed
September 9th, 20062 comments
I’m only gone for three days and the world blows up. I missed a few big things which I’ll post just because I know you miss me. The first is obviously Vanity Fair finally releasing pictures of Tom and Katie’s Asian baby. At about 4 months old, Suri already has a full set of dark …
Katie Holmes is looking rough
September 4th, 20062 comments
Scientology changes you. Especially if you don’t agree with it. Just look at what it did to Katie Holmes. I wouldn’t touch this with a 10ft pole. I’d be beating it with one.
