Unless you’re seducing Scrooge McDuck, it’s inadvisable to do what Katie Price did to her lips. If I was on a bench and Katie walked by me, my first thought would be to throw bread crumbs at her.
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Katie Price models lingerie
March 5th, 20088 comments
Katie “Jordan” Price modeled her new lingerie line the other day with the help of six girls from her fan club. As you can clearly see, the lingerie will cater to all shapes and sizes.
I’d like to play a game. After looking at these pictures, who do you think feels the most uncomfortable? Is it …
Katie Price is classy
November 30th, 20072 comments
I still don’t know who Katie Price is or what she does despite people’s rabid attempts to educate me. All I know is that she flashed her panties yesterday and that’s good enough for me. I want to tell her to quit being retarded and act like a mother, but I think that would be …
Katie Price drunk and flashing
October 1st, 20072 comments
Katie Price was at Sin Club with her girlfriend the other night and if you expected anything but class from this girl, then you’ve come to the right place. In a rare display of drunkeness, Katie Price flashed her panties. I know, I know. Shocking. When was the last time this happened? Last week? That’s …
Katie Price gives birth
June 29th, 2007Respond
Jordan aka Katie Price gave birth this morning by way of cesarean section to an as of yet unnamed 6lb 13oz. baby girl.
Jordan - who has seen son Harvey and hubby Pete hospitalised in the last few months - recently said: “I’m really looking forward to going out and buying all pink stuff and making …
This makes sense
May 5th, 20072 comments
This is Katie Price aka Jordan promoting Foxy Bingo in the most confusing advertisement I’ve ever seen. Is the first thing that’s supposed to pop into my head, “Oh, cool. Bingo. I wanna play.” or “Who stole my furry costume?” I mean, the guy doesn’t even look like a fox. He looks like a creamsicle …
Jordan pregnant in a bikini
February 21st, 20074 comments
There’s not much going on besides Britney 24/7. I tried posting stuff not related to the hairless one, but something new comes out every 5 minutes. Which is why I decided to show you Katie Price aka Jordan pregnant in a bikini. I have no clue what this girl is famous for. There are two …
Keira Knightley is Jordan?
July 19th, 2006Respond
Katie Price aka Jordan is working on the third installment of her auto-biography. She’s also planning on making a movie about her life and she wants Keira Knightley to play her. So, all that needs to happen now is a magic formula that turns a 12 year old boy’s chest into one like Jessica Rabbit. …
