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Katie had sex with Roxanne

Katie Price admitted to the Mirror that she has slept with her boyfriend, Alex Reid, while he was dressed as his alter-ego, Roxanne. She made sure to include it ... Read More »

Katie Price was raped by a celebrity

Jordan aka Katie Price earlier revealed that she was raped multiple times when she was younger. Today, she told OK! Magazine (via The Sun) that her husband, Peter Andre, who ... Read More »

Katie Price is topless again

Katie Price divorced her husband Peter Andre a few months ago, but you’ll be glad to know that she’s bounced back from her failed marriage rather quickly. Here she is ... Read More »

Katie Price had a miscarriage

Katie Price aka Jordan was 10 weeks pregnant when she found out her baby had died and only a few weeks before she and Jordan broke up. Doctors told her ... Read More »

Katie Price is a good dresser

Leave it up to dumb celebrities to go out in public wearing this crap. She wasn’t even at the beach. It looked like this is what she shops in. How ... Read More »

Katie Price is on vacation

That title is a little misleading. Katie Price is always on vacation. That’s actually how she makes money. By being on vacation. In a sense, that makes her a very ... Read More »

Katie Price is a good mother

Katie Price, the big breasted English reality tv sensation (is sensation the right word?), went back to the UK to visit friends in her hometown. This included spending Mother’s Day ... Read More »

Katie Price takes her kid out

It’s just as well Katie Price’s son can’t see. He would have been blind after looking at his mom in this get-up anyway. Judging by these pictures, you’d think she ... Read More »

Katie Price dresses appropriately

If you couldn’t tell due to the massive tits obscuring the photos, this is Katie Price shopping at Babies ‘R Us. Such fitting attire for a baby store. Nothing says ... Read More »

Katie Price tries to sell stuff

I’m all for a girl with a nice rack, however fake it may be, using it to pedal her wares but there is a limit to my patience. Here’s Katie ... Read More »

Katie Price needs to calm down

Unless you’re seducing Scrooge McDuck, it’s inadvisable to do what Katie Price did to her lips. If I was on a bench and Katie walked by me, my first thought ... Read More »

Katie Price models lingerie

Katie “Jordan” Price modeled her new lingerie line the other day with the help of six girls from her fan club. As you can clearly see, the lingerie will cater ... Read More »

Katie Price is classy

I still don’t know who Katie Price is or what she does despite people’s rabid attempts to educate me. All I know is that she flashed her panties yesterday and ... Read More »

Katie Price drunk and flashing

Katie Price was at Sin Club with her girlfriend the other night and if you expected anything but class from this girl, then you’ve come to the right place. In ... Read More »

Katie Price gives birth

Jordan aka Katie Price gave birth this morning by way of cesarean section to an as of yet unnamed 6lb 13oz. baby girl. Jordan – who has seen son Harvey and ... Read More »

This makes sense

This is Katie Price aka Jordan promoting Foxy Bingo in the most confusing advertisement I’ve ever seen. Is the first thing that’s supposed to pop into my head, “Oh, cool. ... Read More »

Jordan pregnant in a bikini

There’s not much going on besides Britney 24/7. I tried posting stuff not related to the hairless one, but something new comes out every 5 minutes. Which is why I ... Read More »

Keira Knightley is Jordan?

Katie Price aka Jordan is working on the third installment of her auto-biography. She’s also planning on making a movie about her life and she wants Keira Knightley to play ... Read More »

Katie Price is not royalty

Katie Price aka Jordan arrived for the signing of her new book, Angel, in a horse drawn carriage dressed as an angel. I don’t see the link between a carriage ... Read More »