Miss Nevada was devastated when she lost her crown after racy photos of her surfaced. Trump stripped her of her title and barred her from competing in the national pageant while Miss USA was forgiven.

“When I saw them I was just devastated,” the 22-year-old aspiring actress tells the TV show “Inside Edition” in an interview to air Monday. “I was shocked. I’m not proud at all, but what is done is done, and all I can do is move forward.”

“We were just out being goofy girls and celebrating,” she says. “We had a few drinks, which I don’t condone, but we were just having a good time.”

Licking other girls tits, getting licked yourself and giving simulated oral to guys and girls makes you goofy? Whoa there Ms. Rees. Just hold on a second. Disney had a character named Goofy. Are you telling me it was just a euphemism for whore? That explains so much. Like when he asked me to touch him down there in Disney World. I thought he was just being a perv. I guess he was just trying to stay in character.

I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. If my site has problems when I’m gone, feel free to send me email belittling me. I’ll be back sometime Monday maybe, Tuesday at the latest.

• While I’m gone, don’t go see Stomp The Yard. [Pajiba]
• Courtney Cox and her vibrator on Dirt. It sounds like she needs to mow the lawn? [Dlisted]
• Miss Nevada Katie Rees could be in Playboy. [Evil Beet]
• Will Smith and family at Rome Pursuit of Happyness premiere. [Celebitchy]
• Vivica A. Fox destroyed herself with plastic surgery. [Celebrity Smack]
• Mischa Barton no longer the face of Bebe. [A Socialite's Life]
• Steve-O comes clean. [Cityrag]
• Rosie O’Donnell and Howard Stern make up. [INO]
• Madonna keeps talking about her adoption. [Popsugar]
• Rihanna got injured. [Bastardly]

The Miss Universe Organization released the following statement,

“Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007. First Runner-up Helen Salas will assume the title and compete at the 2007 MISS USA Pageant on March 23 in Los Angeles.”

Rees’ attorney released this statement,

“Katie wants the public to know she was 17 and had a lapse in judgment. This was an isolated incident that occurred more than five years ago when she was a minor.”

Jesus, 17? When I was 17 I was worried about being caught masturbating in the girl’s locker room puppies and kitties. Not surprisingly, Miss Nevada is one step away from being the poor man’s Paris Hilton. God bless you George Eastmann, inventor of the camera. Without you I would have had to use my imagination and years of tv have already rotted that away.

Update: Katie Rees corrected the statement and said she was 19 at the time. Splash has the uncensored photos here.

More Miss USA controversy develops as pictures of Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, have leaked (image source also). The photos show Katie getting drunk at a bar, flashing her nipples, simulating oral sex, making out with other girls and pulling her pants down. Katie is set to compete in this years Miss USA, but things may change once they’re done investigating .

Seriously. The competition this year is just a formality because I think it’s pretty clear who the winner is. It would be a grave injustice if Miss Katie Rees were not to win. These pictures are but a few shining examples of her commitment to excellence. Katie Rees is what this country needs. I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Where are the pictures of the simulated oral sex?”