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Katy Perry Is in Vanity Fair

Katy Perry is on the cover of the new Vanity Fair and if you’re curious, yes, all the Katy Perry cover criteria was met. Stupid outfit. Check. Display as much ... Read More »

Katy Perry Performs in Scotland

Half the time Katy Perry looks hot with her big chest bouncing around in her retarded outfits and the other half the time she looks like she does in the ... Read More »

Katy Perry’s ‘E.T.’ Video Debuted

The video for Katy Perry’s single E.T. debuted today. It features Kanye West and looks like a Motorola Xoom commercial combined with Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Wall-E and ... Read More »

Katy Perry’s Mom Disapproves of Her Breasts

Katy Perry’s mom Mary Perry Hudson is a preacher. A preacher who’s trying to capitalize on her daughter’s success by exploiting her. For God or something. Page Six obtained a ... Read More »

Katy Perry Is Supportive

Katy Perry put on a red nose in support of Comic Relief in London. Note that I have no idea what that is. Every search I make for it says ... Read More »

Katy Perry Concerts Are Fluffy

If you’re ever dragged to a Katy Perry concert, at least you can cover your ears and watch her be sexually suggestive. It’s like running your second degree burn under ... Read More »

Katy Perry Has Blue Hair

Katy Perry smurfed up her hair for the Giorgio Armani Prive haute couture fashion show in Paris today. It’s just a wig so don’t get all excited. She also wore ... Read More »

Katy Perry Takes Aim at Britney’s Lucrative Product Placement

A fan asked Katy Perry about product placement in music videos on Friday, coincidentally on the same day Britney Spears released music video for ‘Hold It Against Me’. “What is consensus ... Read More »

Katy Perry Wants Couples Counseling

Get ready your marriage bingo cards because if you had 3 months down for how long it would take Katy Perry to break down and to seek couples therapy, you ... Read More »

Katy Perry Promotes Her Perfume With Cleavage

Katy Perry was at a purple carpet party in Mexico City on Sunday to launch her new perfume, Purr. And launch it she did. With her awesome rack. There was ... Read More »

Katy Perry Without Makeup

December 30, 2010. Mark down this day because today is the day Katy Perry divorces Russell Brand. Katy has been married to Russell for a few short months and I’m ... Read More »

Katy Perry to Be Known as Katy Brand

Katy Perry told Ellen DeGeneres that she’s in the process of officially changing her name to Katy Brand. She says she already responds to it. Like a well-trained animal. “If I’m ... Read More »

Katy Perry Nominated for a Grammy

Katy Perry along with everybody else was surprised by her Grammy nomination for Album of the Year for Teenage Dream. So much so that she let out a “Hell yes!,” ... Read More »

Katy Perry Will Continue to Be Boring

Katy Perry tells News of the World that she won’t tone down her performances now that she’s married and will continue to be “provocative”. She tells Britain’s News of the World, ... Read More »

Russell Brand Has an Amazing Marriage

Newlywed Russell Brand opened up about his marriage on Loose Women, a way sexier sounding View-like talk show in England. He made Katy Perry sound delightful. “It’s just a normal marriage,” ... Read More »

Katy Perry Performed at the Victoria’s Secret Show

Katy Perry performed at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in NY on Wednesday. She looked great and her breasts were amazing but she should have worn something less conservative. Like ... Read More »

Katy Perry Is a Tease

Katy Perry is in the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar where she talks about being Mrs. Brand, God and being a cocktease. The lord approves. On her husband, Russell Brand and ... Read More »

Katy Perry Didn’t Have Sex on Her Honeymoon

Katy “10/10 in bed” Perry and Russell Brand abstained from sex for the entire month leading up to their wedding so they could pretend to be virgins again on their ... Read More »

Katy Perry Rates Herself a 10 in Bed

Katy Perry spoke to Now Magazine and talks about how Russell Brand would be stupid to cheat on her because he has it so good. In fact, Katy says she’s ... Read More »

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Marry in India

Katy Perry and Russell Brand got married in India in a traditional Hindu wedding on Saturday. The nuptials took place in a wild tiger sanctuary at Aman-e-Khas resort and was ... Read More »