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Katy Perry Almost Pulls a Miley Cyrus

Originally this post was going to be titled “Tits for Jesus” and I was going to talk about how awesome Katy Perry’s tits were. But then that picture up top ... Read More »

Katy Perry Wasn’t Talking About Lady Gaga

After Lady Gaga released her music video for “Alejandro” complete with nun and S&M imagery, Katy Perry tweeted: Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a ... Read More »

Katy Perry Is Offended

Katy Perry prances around in low cut dresses, rides phallic shaped objects and sings about kissing girls. She plays up her sexuality whenever she gets a chance. Yet, Katy gets ... Read More »

Katy Perry Went Blue

Here’s Katy Perry at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards last night. She looks like a drag queen’s closet exploded on her. I half-expected her to dance on stage with a ... Read More »

Lady Gaga Is a Diva Now

Lady Gaga was invited to perform at the Costume Institute Gala this year but refused to walk the red carpet and locked herself in her dressing room the entire night. ... Read More »

Katy Perry and Her Breasts Went to Coachella

Good news everybody. Katy Perry took her breasts to Coachella and this was the result. When asked for comment, her breasts said, “Hey, look at me. I’m a pair of ... Read More »

Katy Perry Celebrated Easter

Katy Perry celebrated Easter with Russell Brand the right way. By putting on bunny ears to get in the spirit while getting drunk at some party. I read in the ... Read More »

Katy Perry Is Talented

Afterward, the elephant enjoyed a nice, relaxing cigarette. Read More »

Katy Perry Is Appropriate at the Kid’s Choice Awards

The Kid’s Choice Awards were last night and I don’t think it was a good idea to have Katy Perry come out with so much cleavage and then have a ... Read More »

Katy Perry Was at the Vanity Fair Party

Katy Perry and that shifty Russell Brand hit up the Vanity Fair Party after the Oscars and didn’t look half bad. More stacked girls like Katy Perry should dress like ... Read More »

Katy Perry Had a Wardrobe Malfunction

I don’t know if it can be considered a wardrobe malfunction when the photographer crouches down and aims the camera directly at your crotch, but, hey, whatever. I don’t tell ... Read More »

Katy Perry Isn’t Pregnant

Good news. Katy Perry isn’t pregnant. It turns out people were just reading too much into her Tweets and mannerisms. Over Twitter, Perry posted: “Ur gonna make me cry, ... Read More »

Katy Perry Might Be Pregnant

Hours of over-analyzing Katy Perry’s photographs and tweets have yielded a stunning find. Katy Perry might be pregnant. This is based off of things such as Katy now resting her ... Read More »

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Are Engaged

The girl with the big breasts and the dude who looks like a heroin addict are engaged. Russell Brand proposed to Katy Perry five days ago in Jaipur, India. They’ve ... Read More »

Katy Perry Changed Her Profile Pic

Big, breaking news. Katy Perry changed her Twitter profile pic to one of her topless wrapped in Christmas lights. Well, technically she’s topless, but nothing is showing. Either way, I’m ... Read More »

Katy Perry Is Less Annoying

As long as Katy Perry keeps showing up to events dressed in too tight tops like she did at the Grammy Nominations on Wednesday and as long as I never ... Read More »

Katy Perry Was at the Europe Music Awards

Katy Perry performed at MTV’s European Muisc Awards and I’ll admit, she looked fantastic. Especially after she got rid of that giant fruit theme and replaced it with something darker ... Read More »

Katy Perry Pays Tribute to Michael Jackson With Her Breasts

Katy Perry brought her stackedness to the premiere of Michael Jackson’s This Is It (I’m being told that this is a good movie). For anyone else, this would have been ... Read More »

Katy vs Russell

Russell Brand and Katy Perry brought each other and their breasts to John Galliano’s Pret a Porter show during Paris Fashion Week. Katy, per usual, allowed her girls to ... Read More »

This Is Katy Perry?

For a moment there, Katy Perry was almost unrecognizable. She attended the Sonia Rykiel Show at Paris Fashion Week in an uncharacteristic dress, curled hair and black makeup. Perry looked ... Read More »