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More like Teenage Wet Dream, amirite?

Another teaser was released for Katy Perry’s upcoming Teenage Dream video. In this one she’s shaking her ass in a bikini top on the side of the road because shut ... Read More »

Katy Perry is in Rolling Stone

Katy Perry is looking hot on the cover of Rolling Stone. She’s finally stopped wearing those damn spanx or whatever it was that rode halfway up her chest. Now she’s ... Read More »

Katy Perry is latex-y in her bikini

Katy Perry took some promo pics for her Teenage Dream album which is her in a sort of 60′s day-glo bedroom wearing a bikini. Really boring stuff. I’m about as ... Read More »

Katy Perry has a Teenage Dream promo shoot

Katy Perry put up a preview of her Teenage Dream photo shoot and it’s just her kneeling on the ground about to take a load from some guy in a ... Read More »

Katy Perry is topless again

Higher resolution photos of a topless Katy Perry in Esquire are out now. They’re so much better than the first one. The first was so small and tagged. It wasn’t ... Read More »

Katy Perry kissed a girl

Katy Perry left the Hotel Plaza Athenee Paris in, um, Paris where she made out with her girlfriend. Later, they went upstairs and had hot sex for hours and they ... Read More »

Katy Perry is topless in Esquire

Katy Perry is topless in the latest British Esquire. Finally. As you can see, she’s pretty well-proportioned. Half of her body is tits and the other half is, um, well ... Read More »

Katy Perry needed 17 stitches

Hours before her performance at the MuchMusic Video Awards, Katy Perry “cut her leg open after falling over during an energetic dance session at a Toronto nightclub.” Perry received 17 ... Read More »

Katy Perry has redeeming qualities

I’m just going to leave this here. (via Buzzfeed) Read More »

Katy Perry is almost naked

Katy Perry’s video for “California Gurls” has her partially naked. But don’t get excited. You can’t see anything. And you probably won’t ever. Unless you break into her house while ... Read More »

Katy Perry almost pulls a Miley Cyrus

Originally this post was going to be titled “Tits for Jesus” and I was going to talk about how awesome Katy Perry’s tits were. But then that picture up top ... Read More »

Katy Perry wasn’t talking about Lady Gaga

After Lady Gaga released her music video for “Alejandro” complete with nun and S&M imagery, Katy Perry tweeted: Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a ... Read More »

Katy Perry is offended

Katy Perry prances around in low cut dresses, rides phallic shaped objects and sings about kissing girls. She plays up her sexuality whenever she gets a chance. Yet, Katy gets ... Read More »

Katy Perry went blue

Here’s Katy Perry at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards last night. She looks like a drag queen’s closet exploded on her. I half-expected her to dance on stage with a ... Read More »

Lady Gaga is a diva now

Lady Gaga was invited to perform at the Costume Institute Gala this year but refused to walk the red carpet and locked herself in her dressing room the entire night. ... Read More »

Katy Perry and her breasts went to Coachella

Good news everybody. Katy Perry took her breasts to Coachella and this was the result. When asked for comment, her breasts said, “Hey, look at me. I’m a pair of ... Read More »

Katy Perry celebrated Easter

Katy Perry celebrated Easter with Russell Brand the right way. By putting on bunny ears to get in the spirit while getting drunk at some party. I read in the ... Read More »

Katy Perry is talented

Afterward, the elephant enjoyed a nice, relaxing cigarette. Read More »

Katy Perry is appropriate at the Kid’s Choice Awards

The Kid’s Choice Awards were last night and I don’t think it was a good idea to have Katy Perry come out with so much cleavage and then have a ... Read More »

Katy Perry was at the Vanity Fair Party

Katy Perry and that shifty Russell Brand hit up the Vanity Fair Party after the Oscars and didn’t look half bad. More stacked girls like Katy Perry should dress like ... Read More »