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Keanu Reeves wins

A jury has decided that Keanu Reeves will not have to pay paparazzo Alison Silva $711,974 in lost wages and punitive damages amidst claims the Keanu hit him with his ... Read More »

Paparazzi are idiots

When a shameless opportunist, say Alison Silva, is accidentally hit by a celebrity’s car, say Keanu Reeves’, it is in their nature to sue for a big pay day claiming ... Read More »

Keanu Reeves has been busy

No one has heard from Keanu Reeves lately. He had that movie Street Kings which came and went. Other than that, he hasn’t done much. Possibly because he’s been hanging ... Read More »

Flashback: Keanu Reeves and bears

Before Keanu Reeves made it big, he did a segment on a teddy bear parade. My favorite part, “What do your friends think about you collecting bears, huhaha.” Bill and ... Read More »

Keanu grazed a photographer with his car

As Keanu was leaving a parking space by the Los Verdes County Golf Course, his Porsche grazed a celebrity photographer who fell to the ground. The AP says paramedics were ... Read More »

In other news

This probably won’t amount to anything, but nominate me here and I’ll give you an orgasm. You have my word. By orgasm I mean money and by money I mean ... Read More »

In other news

Tori Spelling is desperate for money. Maybe she should find a job. Sandra Bullock might be pregnant. Rape by Sandra Bullock. The most awful of horrors. Adam Brody and Ashlee Simpson? From ... Read More »

More Teen Choice Awards pictures

The Teen Choice Awards always provides with entertainment in the form of pictures. Pictures such as those of Brandon Routh who’s t-shirt is as puzzling as his sexuality, Rachel Bilson ... Read More »