A jury has decided that Keanu Reeves will not have to pay paparazzo Alison Silva $711,974 in lost wages and punitive damages amidst claims the Keanu hit him with his Porsche. During the five-day trial, jurors heard contradicting statements from the paparazzo and were even shown video of Alison scaling a fence with his supposedly …
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Paparazzi are idiots
October 30th, 2008Respond
When a shameless opportunist, say Alison Silva, is accidentally hit by a celebrity’s car, say Keanu Reeves’, it is in their nature to sue for a big pay day claiming a little love tap left them unable to work. However, rest assured they won’t be seeing one cent because they’re likely colossal idiots.
Alison Silva buckled …
Keanu Reeves has been busy
June 18th, 20081 comment
No one has heard from Keanu Reeves lately. He had that movie Street Kings which came and went. Other than that, he hasn’t done much. Possibly because he’s been hanging out with China Chow, the topless girl in these pictures. If I was Keanu, I wouldn’t do much either if this chick was walking around …
Flashback: Keanu Reeves and bears
August 6th, 20072 comments
Before Keanu Reeves made it big, he did a segment on a teddy bear parade. My favorite part, “What do your friends think about you collecting bears, huhaha.” Bill and Ted was made for him. Via Totally Crap.
Keanu grazed a photographer with his car
March 20th, 2007Respond
As Keanu was leaving a parking space by the Los Verdes County Golf Course, his Porsche grazed a celebrity photographer who fell to the ground. The AP says paramedics were called to the scene and the photog was taken to the local hospital. The speed at which he was driving is not known. Although, he …
In other news
January 3rd, 2007Respond
This probably won’t amount to anything, but nominate me here and I’ll give you an orgasm. You have my word. By orgasm I mean money and by money I mean my love. You want my love don’t you?
Mary-Kate Olsen is a biter. [Celebrity Smack]
Keanu Reeves still looks like a bum. [CityRag]
What? Pan’s Labyrinth is out …
In other news
December 6th, 20061 comment
Tori Spelling is desperate for money. Maybe she should find a job.
Sandra Bullock might be pregnant. Rape by Sandra Bullock. The most awful of horrors.
Adam Brody and Ashlee Simpson? From Rachel Bilson to that?
The Nativity Story stars sixteen year old Keisha Castle-Hughes who’s pregnant with her first child. Groovy.
Lindsay Lohan snorts cocaine, pops Oxycotin and …
More Teen Choice Awards pictures
August 21st, 2006Respond
The Teen Choice Awards always provides with entertainment in the form of pictures. Pictures such as those of Brandon Routh who’s t-shirt is as puzzling as his sexuality, Rachel Bilson who is tiny, Johnny Depp still being grungy, Keanu Reeves looking like a well dressed homeless man, Carmen Electra’s breasts touching Jessica Simpson’s breasts, Jessica …
