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Keeley Hazell Goes Nude for PETA

And this isn’t your bs nude but covered. This is breasts hanging out, stop the animal killing nude. Past PETA ads with Pamela Anderson had me strangling a chinchilla and ... Read More »

We Have a Winner

If you’re stumped on a costume idea, then do what Keeley Hazell did and show your tits. Trust me, you’ll win first prize at every party you go to. Read More »

Keeley Hazell Promotes Lynx

Here’s Keeley Hazell standing next to a few statues in a bikini promoting Lynx. Wow, this isn’t creepy at all. Lynx needs to rethink their marketing strategy. When I think ... Read More »

Keeley Hazell Being Not Sexy

Keeley Hazell is a topless model (read: cocktease) from the UK so I expect that when I see pictures of her, she be topless or about to be topless or ... Read More »

Homer Simpson Was on Leno

Homer Simpson filled in for Jay Leno last night and performed his own opening monologue. It was alright. But, what’s better than alright is that Keeley Hazell showed up to ... Read More »

Keeley Hazell Also Does Arena

I got off my lazy ass and looked up Arena magazine. Apparently it’s an edgier FHM / Maxim in England. Which explains why topless model turned unwilling pornstar Keeley Hazell ... Read More »

Keeley Hazell Will Hold You Over

That Keeley Hazell porn tape was terrible. No action, no nothing. Yea, so that was last week, maybe two weeks ago, but I thought these pictures would make up for ... Read More »

Marry Me Keeley Hazell

I’m gone for a couple of days and this happens?! Page 3 superstar Keeley Hazell had her sex tape released. As far as sex tapes go, I give this a ... Read More »

Keeley Hazell Is Still Sexy

I think I seriously fugged up the page today. Rosie O’Donnell, Elizabeth Hurley, Kate Moss, Paris/Nicky Hilton and Nicole Richie? I’d rather fall face first into a bear trap than ... Read More »