August 16th, 2007
The breasts you see on Keira Knightley’s new Chanel perfume advertisement aren’t hers. They were digitally added much like her other poster for King Arthur. Keira says,
“We had an interesting discussion when they said: ‘We want to make them slightly larger and you’ll get approval’ and I was like: ‘OK, fine. I honestly don’t give …
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April 13th, 2007
Cocaine magnet Lindsay Lohan and broomstick impersonator Keira Knightley are set to film a threesome in their new movie “Best Time of Our Lives”.
The film, about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, will see Lohan portray Thomas’ wife Caitlin MacNamara, while Knightley will star as the poet’s childhood friend, Vera Phillips.
The guy being sandwiched between these two …
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March 9th, 2007
Sinful comics created a comic depicting Keira Knightley of Pirates of the Caribbean fame having a threesome with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Obviously, Disney is not happy about this and is considering taking the publisher to court. Part of the comic can be seen uncensored here (NSFW).
I took a long hard look at it …
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February 6th, 2007
Keira Knightley is planning on taking a break from acting to focus on her personal life. She doesn’t even care that she may have to rebuild her acting credentials. Keira also comments on how her looks can be a detriment.
“I’ve been to photo shoots where the photographer has told me he’d kept my legs out …
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January 12th, 2007
Keira Knightley has the most perfect skin in the world. Look at that. Not one blemish on her. If you asked me to tell you what I was looking at, I would say you stole my custom made wax Keira Knightley. Then I would beat you to a pulp and cradle her in my arms …
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January 8th, 2007
Despite Keira Knightley’s apparent lack of boobs, she’s still hot. And regardless of the fact that she’s so skinny her bikini has a hard time staying on and her choice in moo moo’s / nightgowns are questionable, I’m sure everyone would agree with me. I bet you could throw her around the bedroom with ease. …
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August 17th, 2006
I have no clue what Keira Knightley is wearing. She looks cute no matter what, but that beanie and her shoes are not what I call a killer ensemble. What worries me more is her boyfriend Rupert Friend looks like someone stuck a dildo in his ass when he wasn’t looking and now he’s rushing …
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July 19th, 2006
Katie Price aka Jordan is working on the third installment of her auto-biography. She’s also planning on making a movie about her life and she wants Keira Knightley to play her. So, all that needs to happen now is a magic formula that turns a 12 year old boy’s chest into one like Jessica Rabbit. …
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