Tori Spelling is desperate for money. Maybe she should find a job.

Sandra Bullock might be pregnant. Rape by Sandra Bullock. The most awful of horrors.

Adam Brody and Ashlee Simpson? From Rachel Bilson to that?

The Nativity Story stars sixteen year old Keisha Castle-Hughes who’s pregnant with her first child. Groovy.

Lindsay Lohan snorts cocaine, pops Oxycotin and chases it with vodka. That’s a real woman right there.

Gisele Bundchen says cheeseburgers are a supermodel’s secret weapon.

Keanu Reeves might be homeless. And smelly. And talentless.

16 year old Oscar nominated Keisha Castle-Hughes is pregnant. Best known for her work in Whale Rider, Keisha and her 19 year old boyfriend, Bradley Hull, are anticipating a spring-time delivery. Keisha may be the youngest Oscar nominated actress to become pregnant.

So next time some lawyer throws big words at you like “statutory rape” and “minor”, just show them this article. When they start screaming that Keisha lives in New Zealand and that US law is completely different, hold the article up to his face and shake it around a little so he knows it’s there. Trust me, it’s a solid defense.