Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban revealed on Monday that they have a new baby girl named Faith Margaret Kidman via surrogate. Oh, I’m sorry, “gestational carrier”. Is that the PC way of saying it? Because it makes it sound like they’re a kangaroo.

Born Dec. 28, Nicole and Keith managed to keep it a secret until they released their statement. They’re either good at keeping their mouths shut or no one cares. From PEOPLE,

“Our family is truly blessed, and just so thankful, to have been given the gift of baby Faith Margaret,” the family says in a statement. “No words can adequately convey the incredible gratitude that we feel for everyone who was so supportive throughout this process, in particular our gestational carrier.”

Nicole gave birth to daughter Sunday Rose in July 2008 while she and ex-husband Tom Cruise adopted two children during their marriage, Isabella and Connor.

I don’t blame her for having another kid. Once they get to a certain age, they’re not cute anymore. This is one of those out with the old, in with the new type of deals, isn’t it?

Not that you care, but there’s possibly another reason why Nicole Kidman named her firstborn Sunday Rose. According to Nicole’s father, Dr. Antony Kidman, it’s an “homage to Australian arts patron Sunday Reed.”

Sunday Reed and her husband had a menage-a-trois type affair with Australian artist Sidney Nolan for nine years during the 1930s. As a result of the affair, Reed became Nolan’s muse.

Meanwhile, Keith Urban’s brother said Rose is their grandmother’s name. Wow, exciting huh? Come back later and I’ll tell you how Paris Hilton got the nickname “Penis Breath.” I bet you’ll never guess.

There are two schools of thought as to why Nicole Kidman would willingly name her kid Sunday Rose. One source said that Keith wrote a song titled Sunday about his kid.

“(Urban and Kidman) knew the sex of the baby beforehand, and once Keith wrote the song, they thought it was the perfect name for their baby,” said the Kidman source. “They really didn’t know she’d almost be born on Sunday.”

Another source speculates that “Sunday” is more a dig at ex-husband Tom Cruise and his religion, Scientology.

“Nicole is a Catholic, and Sunday was an important religious day for her until she was involved in Scientology,” said the source. “She’s still bitter about her experience with Scientology and the fact her baby’s name could be perceived as one last jab doesn’t exactly upset her.”

I think the name is because of a mix-up. Keith one day asked Nicole what she wanted to name the baby. Nicole, pregnant and overcome with hunger pains, said she wanted a sundae. Keith thought she said Sunday and he added on Rose because roses are pretty. And there you have it, Sunday Rose. As a result, twenty similarly named strippers in Vegas are debating whether or not to file a lawsuit citing unfair competition. But first, they need to figure out what a lawsuit is. Can you buy one at the Men’s Warehouse?

Nicole Kidman popped out a baby girl this morning in Nashville. They named the 6 lbs., 7.5 oz bundle of joy Sunday Rose, but since today is Monday, they should have named her “Monday Rose” or “What have you done to my vagina, Rose?!” Either or.

Nicole Kidman’s publicist has confirmed that the Aussie actress is indeed pregnant with her first child. The New York Post reported this morning that she put her film career on hold, dropping out of Stephen Daldry’s post-World War II Germany drama The Reader which she was about to shoot, to protect her fetus. Nicole tried having children with ex-husband Tom Cruise, but it never panned out for whatever reason — cough, cough — so they chose to adopt two children instead. She’s reportedly suffered miscarriages in the past and seems to be taking no chances this time around. News.com.au writes,

Wendy Day said in a statement that the Australian actor and her country music singer husband Keith Urban were expecting a child and were “thrilled”.

Day said she learned only this morning that the Oscar-winning actress was expecting.

“I personally didn’t know, so I’m excited today, very excited,” Day said.

“For years I’ve seen speculation and for years it’s never been right, so I didn’t think it was right this time. And then she’s just rung this morning.”

Finally, we did it. I mean, she did it. On a kind of related note, I read that the first time Nicole and Keith Urban consummated their relationship, it went something like this.

Nicole: “Wait, hold on. THAT’S what a penis feels like? What the hell?” [Stops. Picks up cell phone. Frantically dials Tom's number.]
Keith: [Looks on in stunned silence]
Nicole: [Tom picks up] “Tom! What the hell?!”

Woman’s Day is reporting Nicole Kidman is pregnant with her first biological child after months of fertility treatments.

“Nicole and Keith are having a baby,” reveals an overjoyed friend. “They’ve been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole’s been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she’s been aching to have a baby. It’s all she’s been talking about for ages.”

Does this mean Scientology is a sham and Tom Cruise is actually gay? Yes, I think that’s what this means exactly. You can’t get evidence more solid than this had you found Tom’s little diary with “I’m gay” scribbled in the margins.

In really big news, Nicole Kidman was caught picking her ass. It was pretty exciting because she and Keith Urban both picked their asses at the same time. Holy crap that’s crazy. You’d expect big stars like these guys to be taking shots of Jack while flying a helicopter a few feet over Malibu scaring old ladies, but no, they’re just walking on the beach thumbing their butts.

Three more days until NYE and by golly Tara Reid is still fugly.

1. Melissa Joan Hart is a giver. [Celebrity Smack]
2. Tara Reid’s ass is sexy. [Celebslam]
3. Keith Urban or Billy Ray Cyrus? [CityRag]
4. What? Black Christmas could be fun for gore hounds? [Pajiba]
5. Miss Nevada is still a whore. [Evil Beet]

23-year-old model Amanda Wyatt claims to have had an affair with Keith Urban while he was engaged to Nicole Kidman. During her relationship with Urban, she watched him do cocaine, drop ecstasy, smoke weed and drink Crown Royal Reserve whiskey constantly. They never used protection during sex and only broke it off before the wedding.

“He wasn’t married so I still held out hope that they were just having some kind of publicity relationship.”

“You have to understand, Keith was a star and I was a nobody, but even by his standards Nicole was a superstar.”

“He told me that he liked that I didn’t pressurise(uh what?) him to get married or have babies.”

The word “model” is used pretty loosely here. If Amanda Wyatt is a model, then I’m Brad Pitt in Fight Club, but hotter because really, I’m so sexy already that if I look in the mirror I orgasm. Twice! And I doubt Keith Urban ever looked at super gorgeous Amanda’s face. It’s more horrifying than a train full of pandas crashing into a bus full of children.

Without Ryan Reynolds, Van Wilder 2 is nothing. You hear me? Nothing

Tom and Katie are back. Too bad. I missed not having to post anything about Tom Cruise.

Keith Urban is out of rehab. In about one year he’ll be back again.

Nicole Kidman’s hair proves she’s not pregnant.

Renee Zellweger is mathematically proven to be ugly.

Britney, Paris and Lindsay make up the Three Disgraces.

Scarlett Johansson is thinking about getting naked for a future film. Better tight than saggy.

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman were seen leaving Target the other day with Kidman showing some signs of actually being pregnant. The odds are we’ll see her baby before Suri. Anyway, that’s not really the news. The news is they were leaving a Target. How often do you see celebrities shopping at Target? Yea, it’s an upper class Walmart, but still. Don’t they have some exclusive secret store they go to where the only way you’re allowed in is by some insanely obscure password like “cookie”? I’m starting to wonder why there aren’t more pictures of Britney Spears leaving a Walmart. Nevermind, I remember now. No one cares. Few more after the jump.

The most exciting thing to happen to Australia since Steve Irwin showed the world how to properly take care of a baby happened Sunday night in Sydney. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were wed in a Catholic ceremony on St. Patrick’s estate. Guests included Hugh Jackman, Naomi Watts, Russel Crowe, Rupert Murdoch and probably a few more Australian actors/actresses whom nobody knows.

“Nicole cried all the way to the church in the car and then she cried all during the ceremony and had to wipe her eyes under the veil,”

Instead of gifts, guests donated to the Sydney Children’s Hospital. The whole thing lasted about an hour and after it was all over, Australia resumed drinking beer, throwing boomerangs and shooting kangeroos.

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The big news on Friday was that Aaron Spelling died. The man responsible for giving people a glimpse to what it would look like if you were a 30 yr old trying to pass as a high schooler and for inducing premature puberty in boys with Charlie’s Angels, but inhibiting them again with 7th Heaven.

• Wonder Woman may be played by Priyanka Chopra. My vote is still for Charisma Carpenter.
• The Clerks II trailer is out.
• Nicole Kidman has officially dominated Keith Urban.
• Trying to steal some of Kidman’s thunder, Marcia Cross also got married.
• Click is #1 at the box-office, but Waist Deep almost makes just as much as Click per theatre.