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In other news

December 4th, 2006Respond

Without Ryan Reynolds, Van Wilder 2 is nothing. You hear me? Nothing
Tom and Katie are back. Too bad. I missed not having to post anything about Tom Cruise.
Keith Urban is out of rehab. In about one year he’ll be back again.
Nicole Kidman’s hair proves she’s not pregnant.
Renee Zellweger is mathematically proven to be ugly.
Britney, Paris …

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Nicole Kidman is probably pregnant

July 10th, 2006Respond

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman were seen leaving Target the other day with Kidman showing some signs of actually being pregnant. The odds are we’ll see her baby before Suri. Anyway, that’s not really the news. The news is they were leaving a Target. How often do you see celebrities shopping at Target? Yea, it’s …

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Kidman and Urban finally married

June 25th, 2006Respond

The most exciting thing to happen to Australia since Steve Irwin showed the world how to properly take care of a baby happened Sunday night in Sydney. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were wed in a Catholic ceremony on St. Patrick’s estate. Guests included Hugh Jackman, Naomi Watts, Russel Crowe, Rupert Murdoch and probably a …

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Sunday soup

June 25th, 2006Respond

The big news on Friday was that Aaron Spelling died. The man responsible for giving people a glimpse to what it would look like if you were a 30 yr old trying to pass as a high schooler and for inducing premature puberty in boys with Charlie’s Angels, but inhibiting them again with 7th Heaven.

Wonder …

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Keith Urban is craaazy

June 23rd, 2006Respond

Usually, before you lose your soul get married you want to have one last day where you are allowed to go wild. If movies have taught me anything at all, it’s that it will always involve really hot strippers and one of them might be killed in a sex accident.
Keith Urban decided to go all …

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