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Kelly Bensimon Has a Bikini Malfunction

You must wake up every day thinking to yourself, “I hope today’s the day I see a former ‘Real Housewives of New York’ star suffer a ‘wardrobe malfunction’ at Miami ... Read More »

Kelly Bensimon Hit the Beach

Kelly Bensimon of Real Housewives of New York threw on a bikini and hit Miami beach over the weekend and it was fantastic. How old is this chick? Because she ... Read More »

Kelly Bensimon is in a bikini

Kelly Bensimon posted for photogs in a white bikini today. For a 40-something fame whore, she’s not bad. What else is there to say? As far as 40-year-olds are concerned, ... Read More »

Kelly Bensimon thinks everything is a vibrator

Real housewife of some county Kelly Bensimon refused to be photographed with a white, cylindrical object used to clear up pimples called the Clarifying Blue Light because she thought it ... Read More »

Kelly Bensimon is in a bikini

Real housewife Kelly Bensimon took her leathery self to a pool in Miami to “flaunt” her bikini body. Is that the correct word? Flaunt? Yea, she looks great for her ... Read More »

Quo is the place to be

Most clubs pay celebrities appearance fees to attend their events or whatever. If I was a club, I’d pay celebrities like Kelly Bensimon, Khloe Kardashian, Dina Lohan and Ron Jeremy ... Read More »

Tara Reid and Kelly Bensimon battling for relevancy

Last week Tara Reid stripped down for the December issue of Playboy. It seemed Tara was on her way to making a big comeback in the form of D-list nudity. ... Read More »

Gerard Butler got cockblocked

Kelly Bensimon is known as a Real Housewife of New York City to many, but to Gerard Butler, she’s only known as a viscous cockblocker. Kelly managed to swap numbers ... Read More »