The Blemish

'kelly brook' Posts

Kelly Brook Did a Phone Booth Photoshoot in Cannes

Kelly Brook is in Cannes doing photoshoots right now. This one being in a phone booth for I don’t know what. All I have to say is: I can see ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Offered $1M to Spend the Night With French Tycoon

Kelly Brook is gorgeous so I’d expect rich foreign businessman regularly offer her a million dollars to sleep with them as was the case here. During a photocall at the Majestic ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Has a Tumblr

Guys, I know Dick Clark’s death shocked you but I have even bigger news. Kelly Brook. Has a Tumblr. Wait, hold those gasps. Ready for this? And it’s filled with ... Read More »

This Week in Shoots – 02.24.2012

Bar Refaeli plays tennis in her underwear Apparently to promote lingerie line called Under Me which may be the greatest clothing line name ever. Emily VanCamp for Flare Canada This Canadian chick is from ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is a Good Lingerie Model

Kelly Brook is in a new advertisement for her New Look underwear range. The promos for it are just her in her underwear. As it should be. What did you ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is the New Queen of Twitter

All hail the new queen, Kelly Brook. Adrianne Curry had her time in the spotlight as winner of Twitter but now it’s time for her to step aside because Kelly ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Kelly Brook in Cosmo UK

Alexander Skarsgard wants you to know something. [The Superficial] Peter Andre’s girlfriend has been secretly revealed. [Holy Moly] Jennifer Lopez is looking to bang all these actors. [Celebitchy] Good news. That bag of ... Read More »

Kelly Brook in a Blue Bikini This Time

I have some very exciting news for you. Kelly Brook is still in Italy and changed into a different color bikini. Also, she bent over. This Friday is starting out ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is in a Bikini in Italy

Kelly Brook went for a dip in Ischia, Italy in a fantastic looking two piece. She’s been looking great for years and she hasn’t even let her miscarriage bring her ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Suffered a Miscarriage

The good news is Kelly Brook is going to look great in a bikini now. The bad news is that’s only because she suffered a miscarriage. Shoot. I’m going to ... Read More »

Kelly Brook is in Esquire

The bad news is Kelly Brook is pregnant. The good news is there’s a whole cache of Kelly Brook bikini pictures from before she was pregnant that magazines have slowly ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Does Max

Kelly Brook’s spread in Max magazine is like one last hurrah before her body starts changing to make room for that parasite growing inside her womb. Pretty soon she’ll be ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Covered in Nothing but Lipstick

Here’s a very NSFW photoshoot from Exhibition Magazine featuring a completely naked Kelly Brook covered in nothing but smeared lipstick. She’s very attractive. But she has pointy elbows. I wouldn’t ... Read More »

Kelly Brook In a Bikini

Where would this world be without Kelly Brook in a bikini? Probably in a cold, dank cave in the mountains stewing in its own filth because it never found the ... Read More »

Kelly Brook is in FHM Spain and FHM Australia

For Him Magazine manages to live up to its name this month. Not only do they have Diora Baird and, to a much lesser extent, Olivia Munn on their covers, ... Read More »

Kelly Brook promotes Piranha 3D

I’ve been saying this ever since I watched Captain EO at Disneyland when I was 8. If we don’t put boobies in 3D on the big screen, the terrorists will ... Read More »

Kelly Brook was at the “Piranha 3D” premiere

Kelly Brook is attractive and she gets naked in Piranha 3D so of course she had to show up for the premiere. She must have been contractually obligated to. Just ... Read More »

Kelly Brook is in Playboy

By the way, Kelly Brook is in Playboy. Topless. You can next find her in Pirahna 3D. Topless. If you hadn’t noticed, Kelly Brook’s career is trending really well. NSFW ... Read More »

Kelly Brook is a convincing spokesperson

Kelly Brook was in London to unveil her new Reebok billboard where she poses naked wearing only Reebok EasyTone trainers. This might not have been the best idea. I had ... Read More »

Kelly Brook likes her ice cream

Kelly Brook filled St. Tropez with so much sexual innuendo last week that the parking police started following her around. They eventually confiscated Kelly’s ice cream cone and now worship ... Read More »