Here’s Kelly Brook taking a bow in a bikini for her play Fat Pig. Hey, Kelly Brook is not a fat pig! Hahahhaha. See what I did there? The play is called Fat Pig which is a term often used to describe obese people, but Kelly is not even close to being one yet she’s …
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Kelly Brook is in a bikini again
August 19th, 2008Respond
First the good news: Kelly Brook is in a bikini again for the hundredth time. She practically lives in that thing. Plus, the doughy Billy Zane isn’t with her so you won’t have him creeping into your fantasies when you look at these. Now the bad news: She’s not topless. As kids tend to say …
The moment you’ve all been waiting for
April 23rd, 20082 comments
The Sun reports that Kelly Brook, 28, has come out of her stupor and split from her fiancé of four years, Billy Zane, 42. Ms. Big Boobs has been thinking over her life since the death of her father and decided Billy is not the man for her.
“The split is completely amicable and the …
I think your pants are falling down
March 14th, 20082 comments
Kelly Brook was having lunch with her doughy boyfriend Billy Zane the other day and someone must have told her about her pants riding low or her thong riding high because she covered it up. Biggest disappointment of my life.
I wanted to find a news item about Kelly Brook to distract from the fact that …
Kelly Brook, permanent resident of St. Bart’s
January 7th, 2008Respond
More pics of Kelly Brook. Unfortunately, she’s covering up her most important features. I love seeing her in a bikini. I love seeing her without one on. But now, I’m wondering what exactly her and Billy Zane do for money. Does Hollywood really pay that well? Maybe Billy Zane is still living off the royalties …
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Kelly Brook is topless
January 4th, 2008Respond
Yes, yes, a million times, yes! I like how Kelly Brook is getting progressively more naked during her vacation to St. Bart’s. Sooner or later, she’ll be so naked that I’ll have to start furiously humping my monitor like a sex crazed chihuahua. That makes no sense, but, uh, hey look! A topless Kelly Brook! …
Kelly Brook isn’t done with the bikini
January 3rd, 2008Respond
Billy Zane might have Kelly Brook, but I have my dignity and honor. Oh, wait, never mind. Those disappeared yesterday when ate that bagel I dropped under my bed last month. The cream cheese was actually quite tasty. And green.
Kelly Brook is affectionate
January 2nd, 20081 comment
Billy Zane. What a lucky guy. IMDB says he’s filmed or going to film 6 movies in 2008. That’s amazing since I’ve heard nothing about them and probably never will. You could deliver lines in front of a mirror you’ll be just like Billy Zane. A hard fall for the guy from 1996’s, The Phantom, …
