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Kelly Brook Is in a Bikini

Hot piece of ass Kelly Brook hung out in Barbados over the weekend to do what she does best. Walk around on the beach in a bikini. Except, these photos ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is Matching

I applaud Kelly Brook’s way of thinking. If the photogs are going to hide under your car to get upskirt photos of you, you might as well wear matching underwear. ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Topless in Loaded

Kelly Brook is hot and has big breasts. It follows that she should be naked in a magazine. How else are we to objectify her? I’m glad Loaded magazine saw ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is Braless

I’ve got great news for everyone who likes looking at a hot chick with big breasts got to an event braless. Kelly Brook did just that. It’s as if she ... Read More »

Peaches Geldof Fired, Kelly Brook Still There

Yesterday Peaches Geldof was dropped from her contract with Ultimo as a direct result of that story about her having sex while high on lemon-infused heroin. “We have been in meetings ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is Photogenic

When: Unknown Where: Who cares Sexiness: Very Bikini: Yes Big breasts: Check Looks like Kelly Brook scored a perfect 5/5 on my list of qualities I find attractive in a woman that I just made ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is Tired of This

“This” being strangers who go up to her and kiss her on the lips. Apparently girls don’t like that. Weird. Kelly Brook tells Loaded magazine, “I keep getting people coming ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Was at an Awards Show

Kelly Brook was at the GQ Men of the Year 2009 Awards in London the other night and she looked absolutely amazing (read: big breasts). The awards show, if you ... Read More »

This Hurts

Sad news. My girlfriend has been stepping out on me and I had to learn about it through pictures and The Daily Mail. Sigh, it’s always heartbreaking to see another ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Must Really Like Boats

I’m not sure whether these are old or new. Every time I see candids of Kelly Brook in a bikini she’s always on a boat. For example, here when she ... Read More »

Update: “Piranha 3-D” Seems Promising

Piranha 3-D stars Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss and some other actors on a downhill slide. According to IMDB: In Lake Victoria Arizona, a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Does the Bikini Thing

Gosh. Kelly Brook is so pretty it makes me want to punch a kitten due to my belief that there can only be one “cutest thing in the world.” Read More »

Kelly Brook Is at the Beach

Not sure if these are new, old or what, but Kelly Brook was at the beach playing around in the ocean in a swimsuit. I’m not usually a fan of ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is on Vacation

I can always use that title because Kelly Brook’s life is one big vacation. When she’s not wearing bikinis at beaches in Barbados such as she is here, she’s wearing ... Read More »

After Hours Club: Kelly Brook in Yellow

Kelly Brook dresses the twins in yellow and takes them for a walk around Venice. Read More »

Nice Ass

Kelly Brook shuffled around LA the other day, but that’s not the big news. The big news is Kelly Brook has an amazing ass. A fact which is punctuated by ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Needs Consoling

Kelly Brook is “beside herself” today after she was fired from her job as a judge on Britain’s Got Talent having spent only six days on the panel. Megatits, as ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is in a Bikini Now

Well proportioned (read: big tits) Kelly Brook and a guy I don’t know took a romp in the Caribbean the other day. This is newsworthy for two reasons, er, three ... Read More »

This Is More Like It

Here’s Kelly Brook taking a bow in a bikini for her play Fat Pig. Hey, Kelly Brook is not a fat pig! Hahahhaha. See what I did there? The play ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is in a Bikini Again

First the good news: Kelly Brook is in a bikini again for the hundredth time. She practically lives in that thing. Plus, the doughy Billy Zane isn’t with her so ... Read More »
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