As you stare at these photos of Kelly Carlson shooting scenes for Nip/Tuck in a bikini, just remember that she gets paid far less than the person in the post below. Doesn’t seem fair, does it? I thought Hollywood was all about rewarding attractive people who have a bare minimum of ability like the ad I posted on Craigslist looking for an “actress” said. You’d think I’d revise my ad now that I know this, but no, I bought this HD camera to trick a hot chick into having sex with me in exchange for a starring role in my fake film, not an ugly chick.

Just think of this as one of those intermissions from those old school movies. It’s also a PSA to remind you that Nip/Tuck is still one of the best shows around. I tried to get that dancing singing WB frog, but he would just sit there blinking whenever I watched him. This is a little better anyway since not everyone can masturbate to a singing frog.