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A little too late

Are you serious, Kelly Clarkson? A salad? At this stage in the game? Is this supposed to be ironic? Like when morbidly obese people buy running shoes. Level with me. ... Read More »

Self finally comments on that Kelly Clarkson cover

The Self cover featuring an alternate reality version of Kelly Clarkson where she’s thin and attractive is garnering a lot of criticism. Lucy Danziger, editor-in-chief of the magazine, decided to ... Read More »

Kelly Clarkson need food

Kelly Clarkson is like one of those bears that haven’t been fed for a month and are suddenly let out of their cage to perform only to attack the first ... Read More »

Speaking of singers who’ve let themselves go

Here’s Kelly Clarkson performing at KISS FM’s Wango Tango. Want to see a magic trick? I’ll make that microphone in Kelly’s hand disappear. The trick is to tell her it’s ... Read More »

Kelly Clarkson can’t be bothered to use a toilet

In an interview with Blender magazine, Kelly Clarkson talks about peeing in the shower and “anybody who says they don’t is lying.” She also checks the tissue to see the ... Read More »

Kelly Clarkson has no plans for kids

News to me because I thought Kelly Clarkson was already pregnant for the past year and a half, but in an interview with USA Today, Clarkson says she has no ... Read More »

Maybe horizontal stripes wasn’t a good idea

I’m beginning to think “My Life Would Suck Without You” was written about the dessert that got away. Like, there was a cart of pastries that was wheeled back to ... Read More »

That’s some mighty fine Photoshop

They could have saved a lot of time if they just held an open casting call for a brunette who somewhat resembles Kelly Clarkson and isn’t fat. I bet when ... Read More »
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