Kelly Clarkson tells USA Today that she’s never been in love and has yet to find that special someone to open up to. Although it’s a mystery why. You’d think ...
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Are you serious, Kelly Clarkson? A salad? At this stage in the game? Is this supposed to be ironic? Like when morbidly obese people buy running shoes. Level with me. ...
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The Self cover featuring an alternate reality version of Kelly Clarkson where she’s thin and attractive is garnering a lot of criticism. Lucy Danziger, editor-in-chief of the magazine, decided to ...
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Kelly Clarkson is like one of those bears that haven’t been fed for a month and are suddenly let out of their cage to perform only to attack the first ...
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Here’s Kelly Clarkson performing at KISS FM’s Wango Tango. Want to see a magic trick? I’ll make that microphone in Kelly’s hand disappear. The trick is to tell her it’s ...
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In an interview with Blender magazine, Kelly Clarkson talks about peeing in the shower and “anybody who says they don’t is lying.” She also checks the tissue to see the ...
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News to me because I thought Kelly Clarkson was already pregnant for the past year and a half, but in an interview with USA Today, Clarkson says she has no ...
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I’m beginning to think “My Life Would Suck Without You” was written about the dessert that got away. Like, there was a cart of pastries that was wheeled back to ...
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They could have saved a lot of time if they just held an open casting call for a brunette who somewhat resembles Kelly Clarkson and isn’t fat. I bet when ...
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Kelly Clarkson waddled the red carpet of Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party. And why wouldn’t she? There was the promise of free food. That’s how I got Kelly to perform at ...
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According to Us Weekly (via MSNBC), “a source close to the star” says Kelly Clarkson loves walking around her house in the nude. It doesn’t matter if she’s alone, if ...
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Years of research has led me to this shocking realization. Kelly Clarkson’s Since You’ve Been Gone isn’t about a guy. It’s about a donut.
And all you’d ever hear me say
Is ...
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Uh-uh sista, ‘dem my nachos!
25-year-old Kelly Clarkson reveals to CosmoGirl! magazine her struggle with weight after being passed up for a play in high school. Because of this, she became ...
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Hey, who stole my bucket of KFC?
According to The National Enquirer, Kelly Clarkson is having an emotional meltdown. Her concert was recently canceled due to rumored low ticket sales, she ...
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Kelly Clarkson, who has yet to admit she’s related to Willy of Free Willy fame, reveals to Elle she’s not ready to be a mother yet. Possibly because babies resemble ...
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McDonald’s latest victim seems jovial enough, but behind those sunglasses is a sadness only a quarter-pounder with cheese can fix. More pictures of a beluga in a black dress after ...
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Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack]
Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more ...
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It’s hard to imagine we time warped into the 80′s and some guy says he wants to skull fuck Kelly Clarkson while his band mate plays with his long hair, ...
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Glad to see Kelly Clarkson getting some endorsements. Vitamin Water approached her recently to be the spokesmodel for their line of flavored water. Here’s the kicker. In order to get ...
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Ashlee Simpson has beat out Kelly Clarkson to become the face for Victoria’s Secret new line. Coming in third was a horse.
She ought to be able to afford some flashy ...
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