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Do not want!

April 23rd, 2008Respond

According to Us Weekly (via MSNBC), “a source close to the star” says Kelly Clarkson loves walking around her house in the nude. It doesn’t matter if she’s alone, if her friends are around or even if her home is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings.”
Why? “I just really like being naked,” the …

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Hidden meanings with Kelly Clarkson

March 6th, 20083 comments

Years of research has led me to this shocking realization. Kelly Clarkson’s Since You’ve Been Gone isn’t about a guy. It’s about a donut.
And all you’d ever hear me say
Is how I pictured me with you
That’s all you’d ever hear me say
But since you’ve been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I’m so movin’ on
Yeah …

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Kelly Clarkson used to be bulimic

June 21st, 2007Respond

Uh-uh sista, ‘dem my nachos!
25-year-old Kelly Clarkson reveals to CosmoGirl! magazine her struggle with weight after being passed up for a play in high school. Because of this, she became bulimic, but stopped after 6 months because she’s a quitter.
“I thought…If I came back and I’m cuter and thinner…then I’ll get the role.”
For six months, …

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Kelly Clarkson is sad

June 20th, 20073 comments

Hey, who stole my bucket of KFC?
According to The National Enquirer, Kelly Clarkson is having an emotional meltdown. Her concert was recently canceled due to rumored low ticket sales, she recently fired her manager and is battling with Clive Davis, the head of her record label. She’s also gained 32 lbs. trying to soothe her …

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Kelly Clarkson is an open book

June 11th, 2007Respond

Kelly Clarkson, who has yet to admit she’s related to Willy of Free Willy fame, reveals to Elle she’s not ready to be a mother yet. Possibly because babies resemble bite size Christmas hams.
Clarkson also opens up about her feud with Clive Davis stating he offered her $10 million to replace five songs on her …

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Kelly Clarkson has really let herself go

March 30th, 20078 comments

McDonald’s latest victim seems jovial enough, but behind those sunglasses is a sadness only a quarter-pounder with cheese can fix. More pictures of a beluga in a black dress after the jump.

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In other news

December 12th, 2006Respond

Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack]
Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more awesome than they really are and wants to get paid. [Glitterati]
Mel Gibson is bat shit insane. [Pajiba]
Mandy Moore forgives Wilmer Valderrama for telling everyone she’s …

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Kelly Clarkson will get skull fucked

August 17th, 2006Respond

It’s hard to imagine we time warped into the 80’s and some guy says he wants to skull fuck Kelly Clarkson while his band mate plays with his long hair, but someone’s done it. Kelly Clarkson was at a Metal Skool concert and was invited on stage along with that dude from Yellowcard to sing …

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