Glad to see Kelly Clarkson getting some endorsements. Vitamin Water approached her recently to be the spokesmodel for their line of flavored water. Here’s the kicker. In order to get the deal, Kelly must first lose some weight. By some weight, I mean one of her doughy ass cheeks.
Originally, Vitamin Water targeted Kristie Alley. However, …

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Ashlee Simpson has beat out Kelly Clarkson to become the face for Victoria’s Secret new line. Coming in third was a horse.
She ought to be able to afford some flashy new digs. It will soon be announced that the 21-year-old will front the campaign for Victoria’s Secret’s new line, Pink. She beat out finalist Kelly …

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