Ew. What are you doing weirdo? Stop staring at Kelly Osbourne’s breasts.
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Kelly Osbourne had too much to drink
May 7th, 20082 comments
The Daily Mail says Kelly Osbourne left Mahiki in London last night really drunk and that she had to hold herself up against a wall to maintain her balance. What the Daily Mail didn’t report is that I offered her her car keys so she could drive herself home. Actually, it was more like I …
Kelly Osbourne escaped
December 28th, 20071 comment
Out of anger or out of spite, people still take pictures of Kelly Osbourne like this one of her leaving a pet shop (I can’t believe someone left the cage open again). She’s not famous, interesting or good looking. No one’s waiting for a nipple slip or, god forbid, a bare crotch shot of her. …
Kelly Osbourne is really gross
September 4th, 20071 comment
Kelly Osbourne has gone on the offensive about celebrities who flash their labias. While the rest of the world calls it totally awesome, Kelly calls it sickening.
“It baffles me. I can’t even wear a thong. I always have to have my granny knickers on. I don’t understand the whole no knicker-wearing trend. It’s a bit …
Kelly Osbourne has man problems
March 13th, 20071 comment
This may come as a bit of a shock, but it’s really hard for Kelly Osbourne to find a guy. Osbourne currently lives in London and insists there’s a lack of real men in the city. She explains,
“British boys can be a bit wimpy and a bit girlie. I don’t want a guy who spends …
An Osbourne has the HIV
February 19th, 20071 comment
A tearful Kelly Osbourne introduced the Scissor Sisters at a benefit concert for HIV charity Body & Soul. Osbourne announced that the the cause is special to her because one of her family members had recently been diagnosed with HIV.
There has been no clarification about who it is. It might be a cousin or uncle. …
Hugh Hefner calls Kelly Osbourne ugly
January 24th, 2007Respond
Earlier it was said Kelly Osbourne was interested in posing for Playboy in what many thought was a cruel joke. Hugh Hefner caught wind of this and has denied doing any spread with Kelly Osbourne. From the man himself,
“I can’t see it happening somehow - we don’t airbrush to that extent.”
That must hurt. To know …
Sharon Osbourne is crazy
January 11th, 20074 comments
Kelly Osbourne told Britain’s Grazia magazine that her mother, Sharon Osbourne, used to make her and her brother poop in a box which she would then wrap and send to journalists she was mad at. Judging by the hefty nature of Kelly, she must have unleashed 10 lbs. of shit as opposed to her usual …
