No one ever told Kelly Rowland loose lips sink ships or careers because she casually revealed the sex of Beyonce’s baby in an interview with Bang Showbiz. There goes that 10 page spread in PEOPLE Beyonce was planning.

While talking about what to get her BFF for her first baby shower, Rowland said, “I have no idea what I’m going to buy Beyonce at the baby shower because Jay is going to buy that little girl every single thing possible. She won’t be spoiled but she will be very well looked-after.” The Insider

Aw, crap. This is going to piss Beyonce off. Just wait a few days and we’re going to hear about how Beyonce beat Kelly half to death with her fake baby bump.

Kelly Rowland, the less famous Destiny’s Child who will forever be doomed to live in the shadow of Beyonce’s weave, slipped her nipples at a recent concert at 4sixty6 Lounge in New Jersey. It seems as if her top protested, saying, “F**k this, this is boring,” and then flashed everyone. To which I say, “Thank you, Kelly Rowland’s top. You are a prince among men.” NSFW picture here.

How much does it suck to only be known as a former Desitny’s Child member? A lot, I’d assume. But at least people will still take pictures of you when you’re in a bikini. Much like they did with Kelly Rowland over the weekend at Miami Beach.

You can tell how popular she is because they only took 6 pictures. Compare this to Maria Menounos’ 40 or so (another set of her in a black bikini coming up).

Kelly Rowland hit up Miami Beach on Monday to read PEOPLE magazine. This is what famous people do. Nothing. This isn’t even a vacation for her. If you asked Kelly what day it was, she’d say “Monday.” And when you ask, “Yea, but what’s so special about this Monday?,” she’ll just look at you funny, turn her head to her food and go “Nom nom nom.”

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Kelly Rowland was on a Qantas flight into Sydney Thursday and berated the Qantas cabin crew after getting off the plane. Rowland said she and her entourage were treated like children calling the service “shitty”.

It’s said Kelly and her people tried to use their cell phones during the flight and other people were sitting in the wrong seats. If you ask Kelly, however, she has no idea why they were treated like that. She’s innocent. *Cue doe eyes*

“I found the flight attendants really sh***y”. I don’t know why. You tell me,” Rowland said.

“They were very rude to us. That’s the first time you’ll ever hear me say a curse word. They were just rude to us on the plane. They treated us like five-year-old kids.”

Asked what sparked the incident she said, “I don’t know. Every time I’ve flown Qantas it’s always been fantastic. It was rather unpleasant.”

Celebrities act like spoiled brats all the time but what’s fascinating is they’re always so surprised when people call them out on it. It’s like they can’t believe these peons are speaking up for themselves, like they’re somehow above the law. I’m surprised they don’t stick their fingers in their ears and go “lalalala, I can’t hear you!” when someone tries to discipline them.

Kelly Rowland told PEOPLE magazine that, yes, she did undergo breast augmentation. Last year in Houston in fact, but it was for a good reason. The singer explained:

The reason she did it, according to Jen Garcia from People, is not because she wants to compete with her former bandmate Beyonce Knowles but because one of the things, is to fit into designer outfits. She, reportedly has wanted this operation since she was 17. On choosing what size she wants, the magazine quoted her as saying, “…simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup… I didn’t want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2, that would look nuts!”.

Sort of like why I got my penis reduction. I was tired of not being able to fit in these jeans. My ass really does look spectacular in them. That and whenever I turned out the lights during sex, I didn’t want the ladies to confuse me with a horse.

Kelly Rowland hung out in Miami in a green bikini thing. She was once part of Destiny’s Child with Beyonce, but the thing I remember most about her is her collapsing on stage. *Stops laughing long enough to wipe a tear from eye* Good times.

Kelly Rowland, of Destiny’s Child fame, was performing in Lagos, Nigeria for the ThisDay music festival on Sunday when she collapsed on stage. Her spokesperson said it was from dehydration. She was taken to the hospital and is now in good condition.

Suuure, “dehydration.” Major media outlets just don’t want to report that Kelly Rowland saw me pull my pants down and blow her a kiss. They don’t call me Don Juan for nothing. Wait, was it Don Juan or Don Quixote. Eh, whatever. I’m pretty sure they’re both compliments. The video of the incident above. I giggled.

Thanks to Bossip for the heads up, but their Youtube link got removed by Sony.