Kelsey Grammer ditched his old and busted, Camille Grammer, and traded up for his new hotness, Kayte Walsh. The two exchanged vows today during a private ceremony surrounded by family and friends at Longacre Theater in NYC.

David Hyde Pierce who played Kelsey’s brother-in-law on Fraiser called the ceremony wonderful while Alan Arkin said they looked “very much in love.” Meanwhile, everyone else who wasn’t pressed for comment just made a dismissive wanking motion.

Here’s Kelsey Grammer making out with Kayte Walsh at a Miami resort. “You know what would make this more romantic?,” said Kayte Walsh. “If you left a couple hundie on the dresser after you leave. Rawr!”

Kelsey Grammer is in the middle of divorcing Camille Grammer but he’s already engaged to a younger version of Camille. This is called trading in for a newer model because the other one is old and busted.

Well, Camille probably isn’t liking this so she went on Howard Stern and hinted that Kelsey is a cross dresser.

Camille said Kelsey wasn’t gay but implied that he’s doing the cross-dressing play La Cage aux Folles because he likes wearing women’s clothes. Sources from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills say Camille made the same claims to the cast after Kelsey dumped her.

Camille: Listen, I don’t think he’s gay. I do think he likes being with women, but there’s something between us that just didn’t click.
Howard: But you’re saying you do think he’s gay. You said that when he got into La Cage Aux Folles he was in the right play.
Camille: That’s for another reason.
Howard: What’s the other reason?
Camille: I’m not going to answer.
Robin: He likes to dress up like a woman?
Camille: I didn’t say it. I’m not talking about.
Howard: Are you saying in your marriage that Kelsey dressed up like a woman?
Camille: I’m not saying it.
Howard: Wouldn’t he stretch your panties if he put them on.
Camille: He has, um, a little… tiny waist.

A rep for Kelsey responded, “While it is not clear why Camille Grammer continues making public statements about her marriage to Kelsey, it is crystal clear that Kelsey will continue not responding, regardless of content.” His rep then added, “But Kelsey does thank Camille for complimenting him on his tiny waist. He doesn’t work out for nothin’, ya know?” Then he licked his finger, touched his ass and made a sizzling sound.

Kelsey Grammer’s ex, Camille Grammer who’s in the upcoming The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, seems really bitter about their split. Camille and Kelsey filed for divorce in July but reports say that though Camille made the first legal move, Kelsey was the one who decided to end the marriage.

In August, Kelsey and his current girlfriend, Kayte Walsh, added to the bitterness by confirming they were expecting. In October, Walsh had a miscarriage. In a statement released on the 9th, they said “We lost our unborn child about six weeks ago,” and added that they needed a little time to heal before they announced it.

Camille, however, chose to look on the bright side and calls this karmic retribution. Camille sounds delightful. She probably snickered when she heard about it. A source (coughcamillecough) said that although Camille feels sad about the miscarriage, she believes what goes around comes around.

Why do I get the feeling Camille would have punched Kayte in the stomach if this hadn’t have happened? She’d have been like the Robocop of abortions.

Kelsey Grammer suffered a heart attack Sunday, May 31 while swimming in Kona. Poor guy.

“Kelsey’s heart stopped for a few seconds, that’s for sure,” a source tells Star.

“He was then admitted to the Kona Community hospital where he was treated. Soon after he was airlifted by helicopter to a hospital in Honolulu. I think he went for more tests there. The doctors treated this very seriously.”

While his heart stopping for a few seconds was painful, what hurt more were the taunts of “you suck, fatty” from the kids swimming next to him. So mean.

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