While hosting MGM Grand’s Wet Republic pool party on Friday, Kendra Wilkinson admitted that she has no discernible talent and nothing to offer the world. She’s so self-aware!

“I never ever see myself as a celebrity or famous so I poke fun at that,” the reality star told PEOPLE while hosting MGM Grand’s Wet Republic pool party on Friday. “I just say what I do. I have no talent. I have nothing to offer.”

“I live my life on TV – it’s like a home video,” Wilkinson, 26, says of the show, which documents her life with husband Hank Baskett and their son Hank IV. “I’m very aware of what I do and I’m very aware of how quickly my career could end. Every season I cross my fingers and hope the show gets picked up but it’s out of my hands and in my fans’ hands.” PEOPLE

Aw, don’t be so hard on yourself, Kendra. You’re pretty good on a stripper pole, your sex tape was above average and you have a nice rack. If this was school, you’d be a C student and as far as the public school system is concerned, you’ve surpassed all expectations. You’re now ready for community college and a job at a mid-to-high end restaurant like the Olive Garden also known in the celebrity world as a reality tv show on E!

Season four of Kendra premieres Sunday and Kendra Wilkinson’s new book, Being Kendra: Cribs, Cocktails & Getting My Sexy Back is out so now seems like the perfect time for some publicity.

Consequently, E! caught up with Kendra to talk about the show and her relationship with Hank Baskett. She talks about their rocky marriage after having the baby due to depression and not being able to put down roots. She also says they don’t have as much sex anymore. “He deserves a lot more sex, he definitely does. Women can be so crazy at times and forget about our men. You know, they need some love. They need some loving, too.”

That must suck for Hank Baskett. You’d think marrying a former Playmate who was one of Hugh Hefner’s live-in girlfriends would mean tons and tons of sex but no. You end up having a kid and all she wants to do now is whine about how you don’t have a home. Can bait-and-switch be grounds for divorce?

Kendra Wilkinson publicly balked at the release of her original sex tape despite reports claiming she made $680,000 up front for it and 50% of all profits. Now she’s double dipping and may release another sex tape which she’ll profit off of from the back end. I really had to force both of those sex jokes in there. Anyway, this one is girl-on-girl and hopefully will be a little more inspired than the first. From Radar:

“Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends.

“It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”

“Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear.

“The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter.”

I would hope nothing is left to the imagination because that would be the worst sex tape in the world. No one pays $30 for porn just to stare at a black screen and “imagine” what’s going on. This crotch isn’t going to satisfy itself, you know?

Kendra Wilkinson is on the cover of Playboy but she already told everyone that it’s an airbrushed cover from 2 years ago before she was pregnant. Ergo, this was the perfect time for Hank Baskett to drop the hint that she should hit the gym more.

“He’s like, ‘I’m so proud of you! You look so good!’” Kendra, 25, told UsMagazine.com of her husband’s reaction at a signing event for Ab Cuts at a GNC store in L.A. “Even though that’s like, so long ago, I’m like ‘urghhhhhh!’” she added, doing a fist-pump move.

“I’m very happy, very honored to be on the cover with the old pictures,” cooed Kendra, who’s gotten married and had a son (Hank IV, nearly one) since that nude photo shoot.

Positive reinforcement never works because it’s so subtle that it can go over people’s heads like with Kendra. That’s why the more blunt approach is preferred. There shouldn’t be any confusion if Hank called Kendra “fatty fat fat fat” and put a combination lock on the fridge.

Kendra Wilkinson is in the December issue of Playboy but Kendra wants us to know that’s not what she looks like now. That’s what she looked like 2 years ago before she got all pregnant and fat.

Hey guys! So I wanted to clear something up really quick! A lot of you saw on my show that I was struggling to decide whether to pose for Playboy again or not. I AM on the December cover of Playboy but it wasn’t from a recent shoot. The photos are from a shoot I did 2 years ago when I was still living in the mansion. I’m flattered to be on the cover again and as you all know Playboy has a very special place in my heart! I just wanted you guys to know I didn’t recently pose.

See how awesome Kendra was 2 years ago before she decided to secure her finances with a baby? Let this be a lesson to you women out there. Babies are only good for one thing. Ritual sacrifices. And we sure as hell don’t do those anymore. Heh heh heh.

Ever since Kendra Wilkinson’s husband Hank Baskett signed with the Vikings, Kendra’s life has been turned upside down. She sat down with Life & Style to talk about how she’s practically a single mother now.

“Not having Hank around hurts,” Kendra tells Life & Style. “Moving across the country by myself makes me think of my own mom who raised me and my brother alone. Hank’s not going to be there forever, but with him not physically here, I’m a single parent now.”

Hank’s decision to sign with the Minnesota Vikings — and spend time away from his family– resulted in a screaming match with his exasperated wife. “It hurt a lot,” Kendra tells Life & Style. “When Hank left I felt lonely. He’s my everything. Nobody else can really fill that loneliness.” She admits there’s been a lot of tears throughout this time. “We cry. It’s hard, and we aren’t ashamed to cry.”

But thanks to her family and Hank’s, she has a big support system to turn to for help. Still, there’s no substitute for being together with her husband. “I’m going to go back to the minus-2-degree weather to spend Thanksgiving, baby Hank’s 1st birthday and Christmas in a small one bedroom hotel room with my husband and son. That’s all that matters to me.”

Poor Kendra. This single mom but not really has to raise her 11-month-old all by herself but not really. She should go to a single mom support group where she can learn how other single mothers deal with all the stress. Such as when nanny Rosa shows up at 10:30 AM when she was supposed to be at the house by 10 or when their husband is off playing professional football in the NFL rather than helping with the dishes. I don’t know how Kendra does it!

Ryan Seacrest has obviously been practicing his interview face for this Kendra Wilkinson interview about her sex tape. He looks at her with a perfect combination of concern, disdain and obliviousness when he asks her how this made her feel, how it made her husband Hank feel and how it came about.

The entire interview is basically Kendra shedding crocodile tears over that sex tape she was paid $680,000 up front for with a 50% cut of profits. At one point, she complains about how everyone can now see her sex tape by going on the internet and pressing play. They might as well had “See the sex tape at KendraExposed.com for only $29.95! Today!” in big white flashing text on the screen. She must think the reports of her releasing and profiting off the tape will go away if she ignores it long enough. Sort of like when I ran over that homeless guy. “Out of sight, out of mind,” I told myself.

Earlier today, a preview of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape was released. Now a horny gentleman uploaded the entire video. It can be found here. Thanks to Matt in the comments. This saved me a lot of trouble.

As people have mentioned, this is pre-breast enhancement. And don’t get too excited. There’s no money shot. Unless you count a guy whacking off into his hand while Kendra walks away disinterested a money shot. Also, a water bed? Really?

Vivid released a trailer for that Kendra Wilkinson sex tape that she had no part in releasing. Finally. I was getting tired of the fan made ones which featured Kendra’s face being pasted over the bodies of people in other celebrity sex tapes. The Pamela Anderson version was alright but it got disturbing when I hit the Chyna one and then it was game over when I saw Kendra’s face on Tom Sizemore’s body. What was seen cannot be unseen.

In the preview, all Kendra does is dance. It looks like one of those wet t-shirt contests minus the t-shirt and a hundred guys showing, “Show us your tits!”

Trailer here. Definitely NSFW.

Kendra Wilkinson’s first sex tape hasn’t even been released yet and there’s already a second sex tape of her being shopped around. Radar reports that the new sex tape features girl on girl instead of a girl on dude so mathematically it’s ten times as awesome. One source said, “This is really, really graphic and showing her in compromising positions; things you would think would be embarrassing for her.”

This is Kendra we’re talking about. This would have to be really depraved to embarrass her. She’d have to be hogtied with a ball gag stuffed in her mouth while her partner pees on her to even be remotely humiliating.

Sources say Vivid already has the tape and plans to release it after the first one. Which would be cool. They should turn it into a franchise like Transformers.

Kendra Wilkinson, who’s sex tape she had no part in releasing, will receive up to 50% of the sales generated by the tape. While she’s publicly protesting the video’s release, she’s privately rubbing her hands together in anticipation of all the money she’s going to make.

In related news, the man in the tape has been revealed as Justin Frye, an MMA fighter. Sherdog has his record as 1-0. Basically, he’s fought once, in 2006, and won. I guess that qualifies him as a fighter. Regardless, Frye was paid $100,000 by Vivid for the tape. Kendra was cut in on the deal later.

A source says the two started dating while Kendra was still in high school which means Frye, four year older than Kendra, either met Kendra when she was a freshman or hangs around high schools for fun. Either way he’s sort of pervy.

But before she found Playboy fame, she shot several sex tapes with Frye while they were living in San Diego together.

“Justin had a tripod in his bedroom for the camera and a stripper pole in the apartment,” revealed the source.

“Kendra definitely was not shy about being in these tapes. There are tapes of Kendra in really compromising positions … doing a lot of embarrassing things.”

When Kendra moved out, she simply left the tapes behind.

“It was a bad break-up… as soon as Hef took her, she was gone,” added our source.

“But Justin knew what he had iand obviously waited for the optimum moment to sell it.

“He waited until Kendra’s fame hit a certain level… he was striking while the iron is hot, if you like. This was a well orchestrated plan.”

The good news for Kendra is this tape will sell a lot. Most celebrity sex tapes are from ugly people like Shauna Sand and Chyna or from semi-famous people like Abi Titmuss. Pamela Anderson was the only real notable exception but that was ages ago. Now she looks like an undead monster so people suppress the fact she ever had a tape. Plus, this will allow her to grab the last few seconds of her 15 minutes of fame that’s slipping away.

Vivid released a bunch of caps from the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape that she had no part in releasing. It’s full of young Kendra nudity and sex so avert your eyes, children! You don’t want to be corrupted by this respectable woman’s transgressions.

NSFW gallery starts here. Pro tip: If you scroll through them really fast, it’ll look just like a video.

Kendra Wilkinson’s Vivid sex tape, that she certainly had no part in releasing, just got a cover. The most important question you should be asking though is, “What is this bonus celebrity disc you speak of?”