Ubiquitous actor, Kevin Bacon, was not only a victim of Bernie Madoff’s $65 million scam, he was robbed of his BlackBerry while at the seventh avenue subway station last Thursday.

Kevin gave chase after the thief swiped his cell but lost sight of him as he made his way through the crowd. Apparently, not even Bacon’s woman-like scream of “Won’t someone stop that man,” prompted any help from strangers.

While the police were notified, it is unlikely Bacon will ever see his BlackBerry again and now armed with his phone, the thief will likely never lose a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Up next for Kevin Bacon: Falling down a manhole after discovering that guy he helped wasn’t really a Nigerian prince.

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• Stills from Sienna Miller’s sex scene. Trust me, there’s video floating around somewhere. [Celebrity Smack]
• There might be a Departed sequel, possibly prequel. [Celebitchy]
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• Kevin Bacon opens up six degrees of charity. [CityRag]
• Katie is very grateful. [Glitterati]
• Michael Jackson’s kids revealed. [Evil Beet]
• Tricia Helfer PG-13 Playboy. [Bastardly]
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Prepare yourself for another exciting day in the dumb antics of famous people.

1. John Mayer has a secret love he wants to keep hidden and it’s not Jessica Simpson. Don’t feel so ashamed John. [Stereogum]
2. Kevin Bacon and wife Kyra Sedgwick gave their dog away after one of its eyes popped out of its socket. [Celebrity Dog Watcher]
3. Dave Navarro was his dapper self on New Years. [Celebrity Smack]
4. Angelina Jolie is the Virgin Mary of Walmart. [Celebitchy]
5. Whitney Houston had a yard sale. [CityRag]
6. The O.C. has been canceled. [The Evil Beet]
7. Brad Pitt hits the Caribbean. Women everywhere swoon. [Hot Momma Gossip]
8. Emilie de Ravin, the blond chick from Lost, is now single. Fun fact: She was raped in the Hills Have Eyes. [I'm Not Obsessed]
9. The 24 season premiere should be awesome. [Just Jared]