Whitney Houston had a long, drawn out memorial over the weekend and Kevin Costner gave one of the better speeches. Probably because his memories of her were when she was lucid and not that into crack.

Meanwhile, Bobby Brown left Whitney’s memorial early. Reports say he brought the usual large enoutrage, this time of nine people, and insisted they sit with him in the family section. Dionne Warwick, Rev. Jesse Jackson and others tried to smooth things over when they were told they couldn’t sit together. He finally had it and left.

Bobby Brown threw a hissy fit at Whitney’s funeral? Sounds odd. He seemed to be a man of such grace and dignity.

Kevin Costner became a father for the seventh time on Wednesday. According to The Insider, Grace Avery Costner was born at 5:46 pm and weighed 7 pounds 11 ounces. Costner and his wife Christine Baumgartner already have two sons together. He has four from a previous marriage and one from a brief relationship. Two more kids and Costner will finally have his very own baseball team. Can he do it? Will it help if I start a slowly rising “Cost-ner” chant?

TMZ reports that around 10 a.m. Tuesday morning, Kevin Costner was driving to a meeting in Hollywood when he felt sick and light headed. Depriving everyone the joy of hearing news that he passed out behind the wheel and crashed into a parked police cruiser, Costner pulled over and called 911. While paramedics made their way over, Costner started vomiting.

He was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical and held overnight for tests. Costner was discharged the next day when the tests came back normal.

No word on why Kevin Costner was vomiting. There were recent reports of a salmonella outbreak across the country which could be the case. Or if it’s anything like what happened to me last night, Kevin should make sure he gives the girl the “right” drink next time. Heh heh heh.

[Image via Splash News]