For the second time this season, K-Fed’s body has shown the side-effects of his undying love for chocolate. While filming Excess Baggage, Australia’s answer to Celebrity Fit Club, K-Fed collapsed and ...
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I wasn’t sure what else to title this. In any case, the 33-year-old Kevin Federline fat-encased heart couldn’t take it anymore and he collapsed while filming Excess Baggage, the Australian ...
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In shocking news of the day, professional penguin impersonator Keven Federline became a dad for the fifth time. Shocking because I thought the government had intervened and cut his tubes ...
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Kevin Federline used to be married to Britney Spears. He essentially ruined Britney by putting two kids inside her. After they divorced, Kevin got fat. Real fat. He looked like ...
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By overeating. Mystery solved. Although, if you want to get into the psychology of it, then it was due to depression. The sadness of breaking up with Britney and her ...
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High School Musical star and Celebrity Fit Club group leader, KayCee Stroh, is either very polite or a big fat liar. I’m going to go with a combination of the ...
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Kevin Federline skipped out on paying his last six months of rent and left a trail of chicken grease leading to his present whereabouts. The owners want over $100,000 ...
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Kevin Federline isn’t above cheating to win Celebrity Fit Club. After finding out that it was definite he was going to appear on the show, Kevin began “putting on even ...
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Since he’s an opportunist, a rep for VH1 confirms that Kevin Federline has agreed to join Celebrity Fit Club. Kevin’s ex, Shar Jackson, will also be joining. As you may ...
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In addition to being talentless, annoying, a douchebag and responsible for ruining Britney Spears, Kevin Federline is now also fat. He’s basically the ultimate social leper. But whatever. Much like ...
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“I wash muh-self with a rag on a stick.” Do you think Kevin Fatterline owns one of these?
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A recent report from RadarOnline (via NYDN) claims that K-Fat has been offered a $2.5 million deal to endorse a weight loss product from EP-2. It sounds like a pregnancy ...
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Kevin Fatterline gets a hefty stipend from Britney every month that allows him to stuff his face with whatever the Pillsbury Dough Boy throws in front of him. Most of ...
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Kevin Federline showed up at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic looking like he ate his kids. This is why you don’t give lazy bitches like K-Fed a monthly ...
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Star magazine says Britney and Kevin have hooked-up again and again forcing housekeeping to buy disinfectant in bulk from Costco. They go on to say Kevin’s girlfriend, ex-volleyball player Victoria ...
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Mixing Kevin Federline with children is never a good idea. Yet, it’s happening. K-Fed recently announced his intention of starting a children’s clothing line. Women’s Wear Daily says K-Fed dropped ...
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Britney Spears has threatened to cancel her upcoming tour unless the agreement to have her kids travel with her are honored. Britney and Kevin recently worked out an arrangement that ...
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If I had to guess what K-Fed was thinking while jubilantly riding his shopping cart to his car, it would be, “Mmmmm bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon.” One more pic ...
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When Club Prive in Vegas named Kevin Federline Father of the Year and threw him a party, people were a little skeptical. Allow me to lift some of that doubt ...
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OK! Magazine has reason to believe that Britney Spears finally ended the custody battle with Kevin Federline. They say she hashed out a deal yesterday and signed on the dotted ...
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