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K-Fed Named Father of the Year

K-Fed received the distinct honor of being named father of the year by Prive in Las Vegas. The club will award Kevin a shiny medal or plaque during a party ... Read More »

Please, for the Love of God, No Details

Star Magazine claims Britney and K-Fed have been engaging in late night phone sex. The mobile rendezvous began when Britney had trouble sleeping one night and decided to call Kevin. Recently, ... Read More »

Kevin Federline Is Still Alive… Why?

Kevin Federline celebrated his 30th birthday over the weekend in where else, Las Vegas. This place has become the new Hollywood. Everybody is always hanging out at Pure or Tao. ... Read More »

Kevin Federline to Broadway

Kevin Federline may have been tapped to star in the Broadway Tony-nominated musical Legally Blonde. No word on why a Broadway musical wants a guy with no discernible talent. They ... Read More »

Kevin Federline Is Hittin’ That [Donuts]

The Daily Mail got a couple recent pics of Kevin Federline of him playing golf. It looked like he had a whale of a good time. Hahahahhahahaha. Get it? Because ... Read More »

Paris and K-Fed Might Have Done Something

People reports Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline hung out together in Paris’ room after partying at LAX on Saturday. However, they seemed less friendly with each other while partying at ... Read More »

Britney Was a Grinch on Christmas

Britney Spears is still so hung up on her parents that she wouldn’t let her two kids open their Christmas presents and hid them instead. Britney even contemplated sending them ... Read More »

Britney Wanted K-Fed on Her Birthday

Britney Spears made a drunken call to K-Fed at 1 a.m. on Sunday desperately wanting him to party with her on her 26th birthday, but K-Fed, being the responsible parent, ... Read More »

Britney Is Drunk and Still Has to Pay

Here’s Britney in her backyard drinking, smoking and cleaning her glass door. There’s a wet spot on the mat when she leaves which I assume is either from puking or ... Read More »

Britney and K-Fed Will Battle in Court

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will appear in court together for the first time for a progress report hearing. Judge Scott Gordon will be hearing from various custody experts, but ... Read More »

K-Fed Might Die

ET is reporting that the LAPD and FBI are investigating a possible contract hit on Kevin Federline’s life. They also claim to have been working on this story for the ... Read More »

K-Fed Wants Britney to Pay the Bill

Court documents show that Kevin Federline’s lawyer wants Britney Spears to pay $50,000 for litigation expenses in their divorce case because she’s clearly the “monied party.” Attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said ... Read More »

Kevin Federline Has a Jobby Job

I wrote that title just for K-Fed because he’s always wanted to be a rapper and that’ll the closest he’ll ever get. You can thank Snoop Dogg for that. Anyway, ... Read More »

Britney’s Documents May Be Unsealed

People magazine and KNBC, on behalf of Access Hollywood, have requested Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s divorce documents be unsealed. Superior Court Commissioner Scott M. Gordon said he would consider ... Read More »

Kevin Federline Wants More Money

Kevin Federline’s sudden change of heart may have more to do with money than the well-being of his two kids. The failed rapper immediately filed papers to have 70/30 custody ... Read More »

K-Fed Wants Custody

Unhappy with Britney’s recent behavior, Kevin Federline filed papers demanding more custody yesterday. Allegedly, Britney will persuade the judge to deny this motion by dressing real sexy in court and ... Read More »

Britney Spears’ Cousin Is a Traitor

Britney Spears’ former assistant, Alli Sims, has given Kevin Federline detailed info on Britney’s erratic behavior. This will be used by Kevin to try and gain sole custody of their ... Read More »

K-Fed Has Magic Sperm

K-Fed’s current girlfriend, Shar Jackson, is seven weeks pregnant and Federline doesn’t even know. Shar has high hopes the baby will bring them back as a family. This will be ... Read More »

K-Fed Slams Britney’s Boyfriend

Britney Spears has been reportedly seeing Howie Day whom she met in rehab. Everyone says this guy is a loser, but Britney doesn’t care. (Why does this sound familiar?) When ... Read More »

K-Fed and Lindsay Lohan?

The National Enquirer has a story about Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Federline hooking up at Raffles L’Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills last week. The awkward pair got together after Lohan ... Read More »
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