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K-Fed Is Filthy Rich

Star contradicts Kevin Federline’s reported $1 million payout. The new figure is $13 million. The magazine says Britney Spears was hesitant to go through with the divorce and said “You’re ... Read More »

Britney and Kevin Reach a Settlement

Us reports Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have signed a divorce settlement. There are no details yet, just that an agreement has been reached and the 50/50 $1 million settlement ... Read More »

Kevin Federline Is a Good Father?

The man most likely to use his children as nunchucks has now become the most grounded person in their lives. K-Fed was in Vegas for a paid appearance at Mirage ... Read More »

What’s Going on With Britney?

Kevin Federline is a mad genius. He and his lawyer have called an emergency meeting and will appear today before a family law court commissioner. “Our best information is he will ... Read More »

Taco Bell Wants K-Fed

Kevin Federline has ostracized most of the fast food industry with his Super Bowl commercial except for one. Taco Bell or as it’s affectionately known to many, Taco Hell. The ... Read More »

K-Fed Is Holding Out for More Cash

Guess who else is going for that $50 million pay day. Everybody’s favorite leech K-Fed. Federline has turned down Britney’s $25 million divorce settlement according to Star. A source says ... Read More »

K-Fed Is a Superstar Now

Nationwide Insurance released their Super Bowl commercial starring K-Fed. I don’t want to jump the gun, but I’m feeling good about this. It really looks like the guy could have ... Read More »

Fast Food Hates K-Fed

Sorry for the slowness today. My enemies cut me off the internet, but they weren’t smart enough to stop me from getting free wireless. Don’t worry, I’m here and ready ... Read More »

K-Fed Takes the High Road

Kevin Federline is urging ex-wife Britney Spears to check into rehab before it’s too late. He has even teamed up with Britney’s mother to convince Britney to get help before ... Read More »

K-Fed Earns His Paycheck

Some people call this rap. I call it the only phrase Kevin Federline could memorize for his ad spot during the Super Bowl. Who knows, he may blow up and ... Read More »

K-Fed Is a Working Man Now

Kevin Federline is a certified super star actor now. Nationwide Mutual Insurance has hired Kevin Federline to star in their Super Bowl commercial. The theme of Nationwide ads is “Life ... Read More »

Kevin Wants $50 Million for the Chittlin’

Kevin Federline has purportedly turned down $10 million in exchange for giving full custody of the kids to Britney. He is now asking for $50 million which is 1/3 of ... Read More »

Kevin Federline Is Gross

Kevin Federline attempted to work his charm on Lindsay Lohan and failed miserably. Us says on December 22 Federline text messaged Lindsay Lohan with “We should hang out.” Lindsay reacted ... Read More »

In Other News

I’ll be catching a plane later today so you might not see any news. I know I’ll be missed, but don’t worry. Just remember this. We Are! Mar-shall! Happy Holidays. Britney ... Read More »

Britney Spears Is a Good Person

Britney Spears took her sixteen-year-old sister Jamie-Lynn Spears to the Devil Doll Tattoo parlor to get a hand tattoo. Britney was inked with a star…Yea, a star. Meanwhile, In Touch reports ... Read More »

In Other News

Here’s some news to fill that void in your soul. Eddie Murphy outshines Jennifer Hundson who outshines Beyonce? Wacky. [Pajiba] Shanna Moakler is horny. Me too. Me too. [Celebslam] Mel Gibson has a ... Read More »

K-Fed Will Tell All

K-Fed is willing to write a tell all book on Britney Spears detailing her wild drinking, drug use, lesbianism and her belief in time travel unless he gets what he ... Read More »

K-Fed Wants His Own Show

In Kevin Federline’s latest stab at fame, he is in talks with the executive producer of House of Carters to do his own reality show. We are in talks about this. ... Read More »

Kevin Cheated on Britney

That dastardly man has wormed his way back into the news. A new story has surfaced about how Kevin Federline cheated on Britney with former porn star Kendra Jade a ... Read More »

Britney Is Now Bisexual

Kevin Federline claims Britney Spears is bisexual and begged him for a threesome. He also alleges Britney regularly fantasized about women and wanted to share one with him. These are ... Read More »
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