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The Britney sex tape doesn’t exist

November 21st, 20063 comments

TMZ discovered that Britney and Kevin will release a joint statement today denying the existence of an alleged a sex tape. This is a result from news that Kevin was in talks with a porn mogul to distribute the tape at $30 a pop and also after claims that Britney would release the sex tape …

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Kevin Federline is poorer by the minute

November 17th, 2006Respond

In the latest chapter of the saga that is K-Fed, Page Six reports the lyrical mastermind was spotted with his entourage arriving in Miami by bus instead of plane. His gang of misfits went shopping, but didn’t buy anything. Then they ate a cheap dinner before heading to club Mansion where they were comped.
Look Kevin, …

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K-Fed is my idol

November 15th, 2006Respond

Not only is Kevin an innovator of the illest rhymes since Sir Mix-A-Lot (I like big butts), he’s also a profound writer. Us Magazine has this picture of a shower door from the House of Blues in Chicago that Kevin scribbled on. It goes:
Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
K. Fedrli (scribble scribble)
Fuck a wife
Give …

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Kevin Federline is a sad individual

November 15th, 2006Respond

Before Kevin even received his divorce papers, Britney shut off his cell and canceled his credit cards. Now that K-Fed is no longer married to Ms. Moneybags, his well has finally run dry.
He and his entourage of eight wannabe rappers showed up at downtown burlesque joint Corio for a comped dinner that would have cost …

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K-Fed to recieve less than a million

November 14th, 2006Respond

Despite the rumors of Kevin Federline receiving $10 million or so upon leaving Britney Spears, new sources say the payout will be less than $1 million. If this is true, then there’s even more reason to laugh at him and commend Britney, or whoever it was that convinced her, on drawing up an iron-clad pre-nup. …

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Britney Spears might have a sex tape

November 13th, 20061 comment

News of the World is reporting Kevin Federline has a four hour sex tape of him and Britney on their honeymoon and has already been offered £26 million which is around $50 million in US currency. If the deal goes through, the video will be released on the web for all Britney fans to see. …

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Kevin Federline goes for gold

November 9th, 2006Respond

Last night was Kevin’s free concert in Chicago. According to People, it was awesome. Like the second coming or something.
Playing the role of a rap Casanova, he leaned into the crowd to touch the hands of women who were reaching onstage. Around his fourth or fifth song, he made his only reference of the night …

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Kevin Federline gives it away

November 8th, 20061 comment

Do you smell that? It’s desperation and it’s coming from K-Fed’s direction. The aspiring rapper has generously cut ticket prices for his breakout concert tour by a whopping 100%. That’s right, if you’re in Chicago tonight and you want to laugh at the guy who failed at both a music career and a marriage, you …

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