This is the most ridiculous news of the day. Sticky Fingaz, star of the canceled Blade spin-off series on Spike TV, is directing the musical Caught on Tape in which Kevin Federline will star. Not wanting to seem like a pansy directing a musical or casting K-Fed, Sticky says:
This is a hardcore musical - lots …
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Has the world gone mad?
October 23rd, 2006Respond
Kevin Federline needs assistance
October 17th, 2006Respond
The buzz around Kevin Federline does not extend to his new album. If there was a caste system for albums, K-Fed’s would be below untouchable. Britney Spears has taken it upon herself to not just create a new label for him, but to be his entire marketing team. She is sponsoring a contest for “fans” …
In other news
October 16th, 2006Respond
Kevin Federline just got FU’d - And if you think I’m talking about the finger, then how wrong you are. John Cena has slammed K-Fed straight into a WWE highlight reel and hopefully into a pauper’s grave.
Britney wants to make a sexy comeback - If only eating pudding snacks constituted a workout, she’d be on …
K-Fed is insecure
October 12th, 2006Respond
Kevin Federline has demanded that Britney fire all male dancers from her new video and replace them with women. Terrified of being dumped if Britney becomes sexy again, Kevin (who was also a male backup dancer for Britney) even told Spears “she doesn’t need to lose all of her pregnancy weight.”Â?
This whole ordeal is like …
Kevin Federline is now an actor
October 9th, 2006Respond
Kevin Federline finally makes his acting debut on CSI and it’s a sweet one. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but I will. Kevin Federline gets punched in the gut. This is almost as satisfying as Paris Hilton being punched in the face. The only problem is it’s fake, but Kevin Federline should …
Britney and Kevin are really dirty
October 6th, 2006Respond
In a survey commissioned by Cascade Dishwashing Detergent, they asked participants which Hollywood couple they perceived were the best at maintaining their homes. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline came in dead last. This is about as surprising as Paris contracting herpes. These two could hire 10 maids and still end up sleeping in Cheetos and …
Kevin Federline is an absent father
October 3rd, 2006Respond
Kevin Federline has gone back to partying just as fast as he deposited his filthy seed into Britney. Three weeks after the birth of SPF2 (I don’t remember the baby’s name and I don’t care enough to look it up), he showed up at Tao and booked a table for two nights .
“He was surrounded …
