Lamar Odom has ended his and wife Khloe Kardashian’s TV show, Khloe and Lamar, to focus on his declining NBA career. E! wants the two to reconsider but as it stands, neither are willing to.

As we previously reported, Lamar was relegated to the Dallas Mavericks’ inactive list after putting up career low numbers this season. If he’s lucky, he’ll be traded. If not, who knows …

But we’re told Lamar is determined to make a comeback — and he feels he should focus on only one project. Lamar will be living in L.A. full-time and he’s hired trainers to help him get his game back. TMZ

Sources say the two will be making occasional appearances on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Sightings of Khloe on the flagship show will look eerily similar to that video of Big Foot walking in front of a camera. Of course, her sighting will have more grunting and more demands for pie.

In an interview with Paper Magazine, Kim and Khloe Kardashian discuss a variety of subjects including whether or not they still have Google Alerts for themselves (no), meeting celebrities through Twitter, if they ever deleted a tweet, making home music videos and how they troll the trolls on Twitter.

MB: Do you ignore the haters who bad-mouth you on Twitter?

Kim: I love writing them back. People will write me, “My phone battery lasts longer than Kim Kardashian’s marriage,” and I’ll write back, “Oh, which phone is that?” When people are so stupid, you just have to have fun with it. Someone [without a profile photo] will say I’m fat, or a hairy Armenian, and I’ll write back, “Oh, that egg picture of yours is so gorgeous.”

Kim sure showed them. They must be devastated. “Oh, which phone is that?!,” Kim wrote with a smirk. “Um… the iPhone?,” the person probably wrote back confused. *Cricket cricket* *Throws rotten tomatoes* *Gets out cane* *Pulls Kim off stage*

Yesterday, Kim and Khloe Kardashian were being aggressively stalked by another car that was turning into their lane as if they were trying to run the Kardashians off the road. They must have been doing God’s work.

Kim and Khloe had had enough so they did what any rational person would do in this situation. Corner it, get out and try to open the driver’s door while your sister takes pictures.

It gets crazy fast — Khloe BUM RUSHES the car’s driver side door and tries to open it. Meanwhile, Kim snaps pics of the car’s license plate.

Sources tell us, a woman was driving the other car with another female in the passenger seat. In the backseat, we’re told some guy wearing a CBS Sports t-shirt was filming the entire altercation (video at link). TMZ

This isn’t something you want to do in LA. Unless you’re being followed by 10 cameras like Kim and Khloe. For anyone else that didn’t have the luxury of a 24/7 film crew behind them, there’s a good chance they would have gotten raped or shot and not necessarily in that order.

Granted, Kim did have Khloe with her. It’s natural to be frozen in fear. When you see that gargantuan thing hurtling toward you, your first thought should always be to play dead. That way it’ll leave you alone.

After finding out the Lakers included him in a trade for Chris Paul that was eventually vetoed, Lamar Odom got all butt hurt and petitioned to be traded to the Dallas Mavericks. Since then, he’s had a lackluster season with no hope of improvement as the Mavs still haven’t figured out how to use him. So, effective immediately, Lamar Odom has severed ties with the team. Odom will not be cut. He’ll only be listed as inactive for the rest of the season.

“The Mavericks and I have mutually agreed that it’s in the best interest of both parties for me to step away from the team,” Odom said in a statement to ESPN.com.“

“I’m sorry that things didn’t work out better for both of us, but I wish the Mavs’ organization, my teammates and Dallas fans nothing but continued success in the defense of their championship.” ESPN

Bad news for Khloe Kardashian who’s been having problems with her marriage. MTV was planning on shooting footage for her reality show. Now it looks like those plans have been scrapped. At least she gets to move back to LA. Maybe. When LA heard the news, they wagged their finger and said, “Uh uh. No give backs.” Oh, real mature, LA.

In case you want to get her something nice like chocolates or a solid gold medal, the girl who flour-bombed Kim Kardashian at the launch of her fragrance has been identified as Christina Cho, a longtime supporter of PETA who regulary stages anti-fur protests in their name.

PETA has even awarded Cho for her activism while her sister Michelle is a top member of the organization in LA. Which could explain why PETA, even though they deny responsibility for the flour-bombing, says they’ll foot Cho’s attorney bill if Kim goes through with the charges.

Because of that, Khloe is done with the animal rights group, professionally. She clacked away on her Cheeto-stained keyboard:

Hi dolls. I’m sure you all heard what happened to Kim last week (thank you SO much for the love and support you all showed her), and I just received word that the woman responsible has very close ties to PETA, despite PETA publicly stating otherwise. Not only has PETA lied to the public, but they have proved that they support this kind of behavior. I’ve been a vocal supporter of PETA for a long time but I have also been very vocal about anti-bullying, so this was a huge disappointment for me. As you all know, I don’t condone violence and bullying and what happened last Thursday was just that. I am absolutely disgusted by their behavior.

Wait, so Khloe will no longer be part of PETA’s “I rather be naked than wear fur so look at me half-naked on this poster” campaign. How is that bad news exactly? There should be a parade with lots of confetti after that annoncement.

Khloe Kardashian arrived at LAX last night with a smile and, surprisingly, without her helmet.

The Kardashians revealed a promo ad for their new lingerie line at Sears shot by Annie Leibovitz. I don’t know who they’re trying to fool but, apart from the blank, disinterested stare, there’s no way Khloe Kardashian looks like that in real life. This ad is a lie.

Khloe feels differently though. She tweeted, “OMG how fab is this new ad for Kardashian Kollection lingerie?!? Nothing makes me feel sexier, plus it’s all so comfy! Killing two birds with one stone! LOL.”

Does this new lingerie line come with your own photoshop artist? Because that’s the only way you’ll cut 30 inches from your waist like they did to Khloe here. I’d have an easier time being convinced Richard Simmons is straight.

On last night’s Khloe & Lamar, we learned that Rob Kardashian has a foot fetish. That or he’s just very passionate about socks.

The episode began with Lamar asking Rob what he’s going to do with his life. The answer was simple. Socks. He’s going to do socks. Lots of them. In different patterns and designs and colors and he’s going to do photoshoots with naked chicks wearing nothing but his sock collection. Wait… I see where he’s going with this. I hear Quentin Tarantino is very interested in investing.

H/T: BuzzFeed

On last night’s episode of Khloe & Lamar, Khloe Kardashian installed a sex swing over her bed. Wait, don’t run away yet. The story gets a little less terrifying.

Khloe wanted to spice things up with Lamar Odom in the bedroom, so instead of hiring a professional, on account of being too embarrassed and not wanting to listen to 10 minutes of a guy screaming in horror, Khloe decided to do it herself. It didn’t work out so well.

When Khloe and Lamar tested it out, it broke, sending the two crashing to the bed. Though the blame shouldn’t be placed solely on Khloe. They really should put a weight limit on these things.

Khloe said after the incident, “I’m embarrassed and I’m trying to push the limits and do something new. But I’m not a handyman.”

Yikes. I thought imaging Khloe naked was bad, but imagining her naked swinging from the ceiling like a sex-crazed orangutan is ten times worse.

In an interview with Hot 97, Khloe Kardashian finally admits she, like everybody else, doesn’t know who her biological father is. It could be OJ or it could be Alex Roldan. Don’t forget the Yeti too.

“Do you know who my daddy is? I don’t either, honey!” she told DJ Swag on New York’s Hot 97 on Feb. 15, while on air to promote the second season of Khloe & Lamar, premiering Feb 19. “Well I know, my dad is my dad…but geez everyone is confusing me at this point!”

Her dad is her dad? Like, what does that mean?

“I’m Armenian, well now — supposedly, if that is my dad…my dad’s mom has very pale skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, but my sisters are all cookie-cutter kids, and even my brother is dark and I came out very light, blonde curly, curly, curly hair, like an afro and green eyes.”

Although her family has teased her entire life about not being a real Kardashian, Khloe admits she’s never gotten a DNA test to confirm if the late Robert Kardashian is her pops.

“I actually DNA tested my mom, but now people are saying ‘No, we’re not questioning you’re mom, we’re questioning your father,’” she said. “She’s my mom, but yeah, I have no idea who my dad is, I guess?”

“So questioning me being a Kardashian…do whatever you want, but do not bring my father into it because he’s not here, that’s what I got most offended about,” she said. Hollywood Life

Khloe is gigantic ogre compared to her sisters. Of course she questions whether Robert Kardashian is really her dad. When you more resemble a middle linebacker than a tiny waif with a big ass and big tits, you’re going to start to wonder if you have a different dad or if Kris Jenner irradiated your DNA in an attempt to build a super Kardashian.

Khloe Kardashian was tired of being the “big” one so she did what any jealous, passive-aggressive sister would do. She asked her much more popular and attractive sister, Kim, if she’d be her surrogate.

“Do I want kids of my own? Absolutely,” she reveals to the fashion magazine. “But I don’t know if that’s what’s meant for me. Maybe I’ll just work, work, work, and not think about it.”

Khloe, who has been openly struggling to get pregnant with her NBA husband’s child, is apparently exploring all options!

“Khloe joked with me and said, ‘Will you be my surrogate?’” Kim reveals.

“I think I have a couple more years when I just want my body to myself. At 35, I promise I’ll consider it.” Radar Online

Khloe is probably just waiting for the day Kim says yes and then 3 months into the pregnancy, she’ll shout at her, “Who’s the fat one now, huh? Who’s the fat one now?!”

Sidenote: I got to start going to Kim’s gym.

Yesterday, Kylie Jenner tweeted a photo of Khloe Kardashian in the arms of her “real” dad, Alex Roldan. She captioned the picture, “First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!” Then her mom yelled at her for potentially torpedoing their 2 hour “Who’s Your Daddy?” E! special, so an hour later, Kylie tweeted, “It was a joke everyone! Lol!”

Sure it was a joke. Look at the size of both their heads. There’s no other Kardashian who has that big of a melon. And they’re practically the same gargantuan height. Is Kris Jenner really trying to tell us there’s not much variation in their gene pool? I guess it’s possible. Except, out of all five of her daughters, her body only threw the Bigfoot gene variation once. With those odds, she should go to Vegas.

A new report by The National Enquirer, who, let’s face it, is a bastion of truth, says O.J. Simpson bragged to friends that he is Khloe Kardsahian’s father. Kim Kardashian got all sarcastic about it tweeting, “Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now! Khloe u are so tan!”

‘O.J. told me Khloe’s his child,’ a source is quoted as telling the publication.
They allege that Khloe’s mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloe was conceived.
They also point out the similarities Khloe shares with O.J.’s 26-year-old daughter Sydney.
Robert and Kris were friends with O.J. before the late Hollywood legal eagle helped get the sportsman off for the double murder charges of his wife Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman in 1995.
The National Enquirer claim that Kris had an affair with O.J. years earlier in 1983, and shortly after fell pregnant with Khloe.
‘It was the big secret that no one in the two families would discuss,’ the source told the tabloid.
‘And Robert admitted he and Kris were not having sex at the time Khloe was conceived.’ Daily Mail

Look, we can sit here all day comparing Khloe Kardashian to men and speculate whose well-defined chin hers most resembles… so let’s do that because implying Khloe Kardashian looks like a dude never gets old.