Dane Cook, Jeremy Piven and Kid Rock were all in Vegas and huddled together to take this picture of them giving the camera the finger. So. Bad Ass. If this picture was scratch-n-sniff, it would probably smell like vinegar.

If you see Kid Rock on the street, ask him what his Twitter address is. He’d love to let you know. Let you know how gay you are, that is. Kid Rock had this to say about the website: “It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,’ ” the shaggy-haired rocker tells Rolling Stone. “I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.”

I assume when he tells people to “Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,” he is simultaneously giving the finger and/or grabbing his crotch. It is at that point you should inform him that Twitter is for text of up to 140 characters. What he’s asking you to do is more a TwitPic thing. People like Kid Rock enjoy it when you correct them. He will most likely thank you and possibly even give you a bro hug for pointing out his error.

Kid Rock and five of his entourage were arrested Sunday for brawling with a customer at the Waffle House in DeKalb County. Kid was charged with misdemeanor battery while the customer, who recognized some woman with Kid, was charged with one felony count of second degree criminal damage to property.

A male customer recognized a woman in Kid Rock’s entourage, and police say that customer and the woman had words. That escalated into an argument, then a physical fight in the parking lot of the Waffle House, located on Buford Highway. Police were summoned, and Kid Rock’s tour bus was pulled over a short time later.

The big news isn’t that Kid Rock was arrested, it’s that Kid Rock is still performing. Surprisingly, having never released a good album or even a decent song, he still has a career as both a singer and as a guy who had sex with Pamela Anderson. Although, to be honest, “guy who had sex with Pamela Anderson” isn’t really that special. Unless you count being in a group of 5,945 people “special”. I hear if you’re the 6,000th person, you get a free hep shot and a burger.

Kid Rock was on Letterman the other night, for what reason I do not know, where he wished Rick and Pamela Anderson well, but not before offering Rick a piece of advice he wish someone had given him before marrying Pamela,

“Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?” Rock, 36, said Monday on the Late Show with David Letterman. As the in-studio audience groaned in response, the rocker said, “C’mon … lighten up.” — People

Comparing Pamela Anderson to a cow is just mean. Cows deserve better and they’re definitely not as leathery as Pamela Anderson. Have you seen her lately? You could make a nice pair of shoes out of her face. I haven’t seen so much leather since I escaped from Clay Aiken’s closet. Jesus, how many crotchless chaps does one person need?

Pamela Anderson’s exes, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, got into a shoving match at the MTV VMAs last night. Page Six says Kid Rock “sucker smacked” Tommy Lee.

The ensuing fight lasted 15 seconds and each man was escorted out separately by security. After the fracas, which wasn’t caught by the network’s cameras, MTV News correspondent Sway joked, “There was a fight tonight, and I’m glad to see it wasn’t rappers.” Kid Rock was later cited for misdemeanor battery and could face up to six months in jail, but that it would be uncommon, Officer Bill Cassell told the AP.

Some say “sucker smacked” sounds very homoerotic. Tommy Lee disagrees. Just look at his face. It’s slightly red. Not from the fight mind you, from the embarrassment. Because to call this a fight would be an insult to men everywhere. I’ve seen chubby kids fiercer than this. That’s what happens when you steal their hotdog. Their meaty hands are like little clubs I tell ya.

Kid Rock is pissed over the fact Tommy Lee is banging his ex Pamela Anderson so he rallied up two bodyguards at the Hard Rock Hotel and kicked down what he thought was Tommy’s door. Instead he found himself face to face with a startled family. He made it up to them by signing an autograph before running to avoid security.

“Tommy has been calling Kid Rock and taunting him about Pam, and Kid Rock was ready to kick some serious ass,” a source said. Lee’s rep told us, “Tommy is aware that this incident occurred, but wasn’t at the time as he was staying on another floor.”

Kid Rock trying to be intimidating would be like a baby giving you an angry face. Except Kid is no where near cute. He would be more like an angry proboscis monkey. Ugly and laughable. Sure I could have just said those two things outright, but don’t you want to know what a proboscis monkey looks like?

This probably won’t amount to anything, but nominate me here and I’ll give you an orgasm. You have my word. By orgasm I mean money and by money I mean my love. You want my love don’t you?

1. Mary-Kate Olsen is a biter. [Celebrity Smack]
2. Keanu Reeves still looks like a bum. [CityRag]
3. What? Pan’s Labyrinth is out already? [Pajiba]
4. Vanessa Minnillo says fuck on TV. [The Evil Beet]
5. Kid Rock is stealing Pamela Anderson’s friends. [Celebitchy]

Yesterday it was Kid Rock’s fault that his marriage ended after he called Pamela a slut in front of everybody. Today it’s Pamela who ended the marriage. Page Six reports Bob rearranged his life for her and became a babysitter once they arrived back in LA. Pamela went out partying every night and always ended up at David LaChapelle’s studio. Bob was also suspicious about Pam’s reported miscarriage.

Bob never saw any proof or heard from her at any time that she was pregnant. She announced she had a miscarriage. He flew to Canada [where she's shooting "Blonde and Blonder"] to be with her and she went out every night.”

And Pamela didn’t even want a pre-nup which her rep confirmed.

“Pamela doesn’t have the money in the relationship – he does. She also refused to sign a pre-nup that he asked her to.”

How very interesting. Please tell me more. Why can’t there be anything interesting today? Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are both retards. Of course there’s going to be a miscarriage when she’s out drinking every night. I felt a little sorry for her when she announced her miscarriage. Now I don’t since she probably lost the baby in the toilet when she was blacked out from all that alcohol.

GQ has really bad timing. In their December issue, they gave these two the title of newlyweds of the year and coupled it with an interview revealing some issues Kid Rock has.

And, Kid, I heard you sang U2′s “With or Without You” to your new bride.
Kid: I wouldn’t do that. That just takes the gay meter right to the end.
Pam: That’s enough with the gay word. That’s not nice.
Kid: It’s a new word. All the kids are using it.
Pam: No, they’re not. As long as it’s used in a positive context.

TMZ describes the most important part of the interview.

In the article, the trashtastic two were asked if Pam’s work with animal rights had gotten Rock to abandon his love for hunting. Kid replied, “Now I shoot the deer and she saves it.” A shocked Pam responded, “What did you say? That’s divorce right there. You shoot anything, it’s over.”

Kid Rock sounds pretty insecure. He should tape a big sign on his back with “I’m not gay” written all over it. It’ll lose some meaning when you see him with a dildo up his ass, but don’t tell him that because between you and me Kid Rock is kind of sensitive about that night.

Page Six has the weirdest story of Borat breaking up Pam and Kid Rock (Bob Richie). A private screening of the movie was held for the couple and Bob was not pleased. No sir.

“Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, ‘You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that movie?’ – in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

“Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night.

“Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them,” the friend relates. “Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man.”

Was Bob watching the same movie as everyone else? She was at her least slutty. I’d understand if he was watching the Tommy Lee / Pam Anderson tapes for the first time, but this is Borat. This is like going off on a clown at a kid’s party calling him a diseased man-whore after he does his flower squirting water gag. And this is coming from the guy in a homemade porno with the guy from Creed. Listening to Kid you’d think Pamela was shooting fruit out of her vagina for half the movie.

TMZ reports that Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock.

Anderson, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences.

Interestingly, Pam and Kid Rock gave different dates of separation. She says they split on November 21. He says November 26.

When even these two crazy cats can’t make it, what hope is there for other uncouth backwards hillbilly couples? Oh and 4 months. That’s about how much time it took for the alcohol to wear off.

No, these are not pictures of Bangbus in St. Tropez. They’re actual pictures of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s wedding which isn’t even legal according to St. Tropez. I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen Vegas weddings classier than this. If you took Billy Idol’s White Wedding and renamed it to White Trash Wedding, these two would have had perfect music for their ceremony.

Although, I’m not sure what’s worse, them getting married while half naked and drunk or me hoping my wedding is going to be like this. I’m even saving up money for the strippers that are going to be at the reception and the ring bearer monkies. Where does she even get money from? Some pictures of her on a yacht with Kid Rock after the jump.

At a press conference for Pamela Anderson’s new poker site, pamelapoker.com, Pamela Anderson confirmed that she is getting married to Kid Rock in France, Michigan, California and Tennessee. The nuptials will take place near St. Tropez on Saturday. One question remains. Why only defile three states?

Asked how she’s coping with her nerves before the big event, she replied: “I have two words for you: champagne.”

She wasn’t kidding. First of all. Champagne is one word. Second of all. She must have gotten so plastered in St. Tropez that she passed out on the boat under the sun for about 20 days. People now call her leather face. She doesn’t get it so she just giggles. Honestly, what do you expect from a woman who wears a veil with a big fake diamond on her forehead to a news conference about POKER?