Here’s everyone else that showed up at the Kids’ Choice Awards. I tried to pick the best pictures from all the teeny bopper stars, like, uh, One Direction (?) to “why are you here” stars such as Heidi Klum to “no really, why are you here” stars such as Chris Tucker. In fact, Chris Tucker doesn’t even look like he knows why he’s here. If you asked him, he’d just shrug his shoulders and say, “Someone said gifting suite.”

As an added bonus, here’s Will Smith clutching Justin Bieber from behind as they both get jizzed on by 5 slime cannons. How very Homererotic.

Kristen Stewart showed up at the Kid’s Choice Awards in this blue thing. She’s the reigning god of these Kid’s Choice Awards. She could punch a fan in the boobs and they’d still faint because Bella Swan touched them. But let’s not forget how inspirational she is to her less talented peers. It was nothing short of a miracle that her constant lip biting and readily apparent neurosis was mistaken for “acting.” If she can do it, they can too.

Katy Perry also showed up at the Kid’s Choice Awards. Her most important contribution to child society is telling impressionable young girls that it’s alright to engage in lipstick lesbianism. As far as I’m concerned, that makes Katy the greatest hero of all. She should get the lifetime achievement award every year from now on.

Whoever gave kids a choice in anything is an idiot. They’re so dumb that they’ll accept whatever you put in front of them. Luckily, Hollywood is filled with a bunch of perverts so they chose Selena Gomez. Here she is at the Kid’s Choice Awards over the weekend not clutching on to that dork Justin Bieber like a fanny pack.

Also, now that she’s over 18, everyone wanted to know what she’d look like as a blowup doll. Hence, the photo above.

Every child star showed up at the annual Kid’s Choice Awards yesterday at the Galen Center in LA. Even Paris Hilton who’s known for the Nickelodeon produced One Night in Paris. Yea, I don’t know. I don’t think anyone really knows why Paris was there. Maybe she was trying to hide from black people.

Other celebrity attendees included Victoria Justice, the Kardashians, Miley Cyrus, Russell Brand, Selena Gomez and a bunch of girls outside the gates waiting with shivs for their chance to cut Selena Gomez.

Oh and you can’t forget Taylor Momsen. While she wasn’t flashing her tits, she did stand there looking like a serial killer. Meaning, she looked absolutely enthused to be there. You can tell by her salty expression.

Meanwhile, Nick Simmons was trying to get laid. What a perv.

The Kid’s Choice Awards were last night and I don’t think it was a good idea to have Katy Perry come out with so much cleavage and then have a gooey load shoot onto her face in front of thousands of pubescent teens. If I was a kid sitting there, I don’t think I could stand up for a while. This would have been like visual Viagra. I’d have to see a doctor because my erection would have lasted for more than six hours.

Is this what passes for flashing nowadays? Damn Kid’s Choice Awards. Everything always has to be family friendly.

Chris Brown withdrew himself from the list of nominees for Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards. Brown was nominated for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song. His rep released this statement:

“Chris very much appreciates the support of his fans and the honor they have paid him in the way of nominations for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song.

Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the incident last month has shifted the focus from the music to whether he should be allowed to be among those nominated.

While Chris would like to speak to his fans directly about this and other issues, pending legal proceedings preclude his doing so at this time. Once the matter before him has been resolved, he intends to do so.”

Good news for Rihanna who was also nominated in the Favorite Song category for “Don’t Stop the Music” because now there’s a much smaller chance of Chris beating her for a second time. What? Too soon?