Every child star showed up at the annual Kid’s Choice Awards yesterday at the Galen Center in LA. Even Paris Hilton who’s known for the Nickelodeon produced One Night in Paris. Yea, I don’t know. I don’t think anyone really knows why Paris was there. Maybe she was trying to hide from black people.

Other celebrity attendees included Victoria Justice, the Kardashians, Miley Cyrus, Russell Brand, Selena Gomez and a bunch of girls outside the gates waiting with shivs for their chance to cut Selena Gomez.

Oh and you can’t forget Taylor Momsen. While she wasn’t flashing her tits, she did stand there looking like a serial killer. Meaning, she looked absolutely enthused to be there. You can tell by her salty expression.

Meanwhile, Nick Simmons was trying to get laid. What a perv.

The Kid’s Choice Awards were last night and I don’t think it was a good idea to have Katy Perry come out with so much cleavage and then have a gooey load shoot onto her face in front of thousands of pubescent teens. If I was a kid sitting there, I don’t think I could stand up for a while. This would have been like visual Viagra. I’d have to see a doctor because my erection would have lasted for more than six hours.

Is this what passes for flashing nowadays? Damn Kid’s Choice Awards. Everything always has to be family friendly.

Chris Brown withdrew himself from the list of nominees for Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards. Brown was nominated for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song. His rep released this statement:

“Chris very much appreciates the support of his fans and the honor they have paid him in the way of nominations for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song.

Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the incident last month has shifted the focus from the music to whether he should be allowed to be among those nominated.

While Chris would like to speak to his fans directly about this and other issues, pending legal proceedings preclude his doing so at this time. Once the matter before him has been resolved, he intends to do so.”

Good news for Rihanna who was also nominated in the Favorite Song category for “Don’t Stop the Music” because now there’s a much smaller chance of Chris beating her for a second time. What? Too soon?