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My Ass, the Shoes Do Nothing

Ever seen those stupid looking Skechers Shape-Up shoes that look like boats that Kim Kardashian and Brooke Burke hawked? The ones that claim help people lose weight and strengthen their ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Does Her Best Tan Mom Impression

Kim Kardashian posted this on Instagram the other day with the caption, “The tannerexic mom has some serious competition!!! LOL.” It’s not quite true. Kim needs to be a little more ... Read More »

Kanye West Marries Kim Kardashian in his Rap Song

A source says Kim Kardashian and Kanye west are “100 percent having conversations about marriage,” which explains a new track by Pusha T. where West raps, “I saw you in ... Read More »

Anna Wintour Banned Kim Kardashian from the Met Gala

The Met Gala in New York City was the place to be the other night. Celebrities flock from everywhere to attend the event in their fancy dresses. “Who do I ... Read More »

Kanye West Pulled Down His Pants

For whatever reason, Kanye West’s belt malfunctioned and his pants fell down while he was heading toward his apartment in Manhattan with Kim Kardashian. Some are calling it a carefully ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian Went to the White House

Despite missing her 1pm flight to DC, Lindsay Lohan still managed to make it, along with Kim Kardashian, to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as guests of FOX News, whose ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Has That Ass

According to history books, back in 1792, architects for the Whitehouse decided to use wider doors because they knew that one day Kim Kardashian would need to fit her ass ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Invited to the White House as Well

With news that Lindsay Lohan will be attending the White House Correspondents Dinner comes news that Kim Kardashian will as well. A big surprise considering it’s called the White House ... Read More »

This Isn’t Kim Kardashian Cooking Naked

Kim Kardashian has denied that a photo floating around of a woman cooking in the nude is of her pre-breast augmentation (sort of NSFW picture here). A spokesman for Kim ... Read More »

The Kardashians Sign a 3 Year Extension With E!

That fake wedding worked. Deadline, proving that god loves cruel jokes, reports that E! has signed a new three-year deal for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. This includes orders for ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Is Full of Zingers

In an interview with Paper Magazine, Kim and Khloe Kardashian discuss a variety of subjects including whether or not they still have Google Alerts for themselves (no), meeting celebrities through ... Read More »

Kanye West Met Kim Kardashian’s Parents

Kanye West met Kim Kardashian’s family in New York over the weekend and you’d be stupid to think they didn’t “absolutely love him.” Sources say her family thinks they’re the ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian at the Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event

Us Weekly hosted the annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event at Amanda Bynes’ favorite get drunk and act stupid spot, Greystone Manor, Wednesday night. Kim Kardashian showed up in some ... Read More »

Kim and Khloe are Lucky They Didn’t Get Shot

Yesterday, Kim and Khloe Kardashian were being aggressively stalked by another car that was turning into their lane as if they were trying to run the Kardashians off the road. ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Is Kanye West’s Beyonce

It only took a few years, but after slowly banging her way up the fame chain from Ray J to Reggie Bush to Kris Humphries and now Kanye West (with ... Read More »

Kim Left Kanye’s Apartment Again

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have hooked up for the past three days and here she is leaving his apartment again. She also went on Today to talk with Ann Curry ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Was Cheating With Kanye West?

Kanye West released a new song called “Theraflu” in which he said he was in love with Kim Kardashian while she was with Kris Humphries. The lyrics that everyone is ... Read More »

Kris Humphries Demands Kim Admit Marriage Was Fake

Kris Humphries refuses to grant Kim Kardashian a divorce until she gives him a public apology and admits she and her family staged the entire wedding. He’s even turned down ... Read More »

Kris Humphries Wants More Money from Kim Kardashian

When he’s not busy flopping on the ground during a game, Kris Humphries is hitting up Kim Kardashian’s people for more money in exchange for a divorce and his silence. ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Pressing Charges Against Woman Who Brought Us Joy

Last week, a woman ran across the press line at the launch of Kim Kardashian’s fragrance, called Kim a “fur hag” and threw a bag of flour over her. Kim ... Read More »