The Blemish » kim kardashian http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Wed, 19 Nov 2014 01:09:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 Kim Kardashian Has a New Fragrance So Here’s Her Boobs http://theblemish.com/2014/11/kim-kardashian-new-fragrance-heres-boobs/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/kim-kardashian-new-fragrance-heres-boobs/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2014 01:09:25 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190353 Kim Kardashian showed up in Melbourne, Australia to promote her new fragrance, Fleur Fatale, at a Spice Market Event earlier today. This would be her seventh perfume. This one is described as “dangerously alluring” and “unavoidably tempting.” According to a review, the fragrance has a seductive and rich composition allegedly evoking the exotic Orient. Suffice to say, this is not the Kim’s buttsweat and Kanye’s tears fragrance you’ve been waiting for.

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Remember When Kim Kardashian Cried Over Her Nude W Magazine Spread? http://theblemish.com/2014/11/remember-when-kim-kardashian-cried-over-her-nude-w-magazine-spread/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/remember-when-kim-kardashian-cried-over-her-nude-w-magazine-spread/#comments Fri, 14 Nov 2014 17:47:26 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190200 Four years ago, Kim Kardashian posed nude for the cover of W magazine. That turned into a fiasco when Kim cried on her show that they showed her fully nude instead of covering her private bits with art like they promised.

Why bring this up now? You’ve seen the Paper magazine spread, right? This is more proof that that scene was 100% fake. Granted, you already knew that, but now I can also remind everyone that Kim is an ugly crier.

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Archer Has the Best Kim Kardashian Butt Meme http://theblemish.com/2014/11/archer-best-kim-kardashian-butt-meme/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/archer-best-kim-kardashian-butt-meme/#comments Fri, 14 Nov 2014 07:02:42 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190194 Pack it up. It’s over. Archer has come up with the best response to Kim Kardashian’s nude Paper magazine spread. While Kim Kardashian’s ass broke the internet, the coke-snorting, bareknuckle boxing Pam Poovey has shown her ass in order to fix the internet. Is it working yet?!

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Paper Releases Full Nudes of Kim Kardashian http://theblemish.com/2014/11/paper-releases-full-nudes-kim-kardashian/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/paper-releases-full-nudes-kim-kardashian/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2014 03:53:14 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190157 When Paper released those two photos of Kim Kardashian, one of her ass, the other of her balancing a glass of champagne on her ass, they promised more from the set. Well, they delivered. It looks like the other photos they had were full nudes of Kim’s baby oil soaked body. If you threw her down a slip-and-slide, she’d probably never stop.

Pictures are NSFW.

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Kim Kardashian Wants to Break the Internet With Her Ass http://theblemish.com/2014/11/kim-kardashian-wants-break-internet-ass/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/kim-kardashian-wants-break-internet-ass/#comments Wed, 12 Nov 2014 05:33:49 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190127 Kim Kardashian gets interviewed in the latest issue of Paper, but who cares what she has to say? The cover is what everyone’s going to be talking about. It’s Kim Kardashian drenched in baby oil showing off her ass. It’s huge! You could fit two Ariana Grande’s in there.

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The second cover shows Kim balancing a champagne glass on her ass. Kim is very, very proud of this. As she should be. This is better than when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. I mean, can Neil do this? No? Then fuck that guy.

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Kim Kardashian’s Promo Demands are Crazy http://theblemish.com/2014/10/kim-kardashians-promo-demands-crazy/ http://theblemish.com/2014/10/kim-kardashians-promo-demands-crazy/#comments Mon, 20 Oct 2014 18:53:52 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=189302 If you want Kim Kardashian to promote your product, you’re going to have to pay to play. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. Radar has an email from Kim’s rep and the owner of a firm looking to get Kim to whore out their brand. In addition to demanding $750,000 to $1 million for an endorsement, Kim also wants first class tickets, hotel accommodations, first class transport, security, a per diem and a glam fee. Apparently it takes a lot of work to make her look presentable.

For travel related to personal appearances for the brand, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star requires “5 first class tickets, plus 1 coach, first class hotel accommodations (1 suite for talent and standard rooms for others in party), portal to portal first class exclusive ground transportation, airport greeter service, security, glam fee (day rate for her hair and makeup squad), and a per diem.”

Her rep also noted, “We would need approval over photographer, all photos used in print materials, glam squad (hair, makeup, stylist, manicurist), hotel/airline/car service and PR usage.”

Said the rep, “We would need to review and approve [the media plan] with her PR team.”

Can’t afford all that? Then how about this? Kendall Jenner will gladly endorse your product for $500,000 to $1 million. Presumably without all the other stuff. What a steal! Can’t afford that either? I’m sure Kris Jenner has some discount rates she could give you like Rob Kardashian. Her prices are so low, she must be craaaazy! Act now because this offer won’t last!

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Kim Kardashian Went Braless to the Movies http://theblemish.com/2014/10/kim-kardashian-went-braless-movies/ http://theblemish.com/2014/10/kim-kardashian-went-braless-movies/#comments Mon, 20 Oct 2014 17:10:19 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=189281 I’m not exactly sure what Kim Kardashian was wearing on her movie date with Kanye West. Half her jeans were missing and the entire back of her shirt was gone. It looked like she got into a fight with a rape-y bear who gave up mid-way through.

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Kim Kardashian Forgot Her Baby http://theblemish.com/2014/10/kim-kardashian-forgot-her-baby/ http://theblemish.com/2014/10/kim-kardashian-forgot-her-baby/#comments Sat, 04 Oct 2014 21:15:38 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=188732 Kim Kardashian was born to be a mother. Case in point: Her forgetting North West while leaving her hotel in Paris. With photographers in tow, Kim left the Le Royal Monceau for her car when she stopped all of a sudden after realizing she forgot something. What could it be? Her Chanel purse? Her LV shoes? Oh, shit, the baby.

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Kim Kardashian Is a Good Dresser http://theblemish.com/2014/09/kim-kardashian-good-dresser/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/kim-kardashian-good-dresser/#comments Mon, 29 Sep 2014 18:30:44 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=188553 Halloween is October 31st, right? Just checking. Someone should remind Kim Kardashian. By the way, the photo agency blurred out her kid’s face in case you were wondering if North West contracted some horrible, disfiguring disease.

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The French Don’t Give a Damn About Kim Kardashian http://theblemish.com/2014/09/french-dont-give-damn-kim-kardashian/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/french-dont-give-damn-kim-kardashian/#comments Fri, 26 Sep 2014 19:42:16 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=188480 The cops in Paris won’t investigate the “assault” on Kim Kardashian that left her fearing for her life and ordering an armored car and a bevy of armed bodyguards. Mostly because they don’t give a shit. Unlike cops in the US who investigate the smallest sneeze, the Prefecture de police de Paris don’t get involved in such “minimal situations.” Therefore, no action will be taken against Vitalii Sediuk. That’s good news. The not so good news is now people in Paris will think they can do anything to anyone as long as they follow it up with, “It’s a prank! It’s a prank!”

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