Kanye West Marries Kim Kardashian in his Rap Song

A source says Kim Kardashian and Kanye west are “100 percent having conversations about marriage,” which explains a new track by Pusha T. where West raps, “I saw you in the club in a white dress/Now I want to put you in a white dress.” I won’t go into how dumb of an idea it is to marry Kim when her fake marriage to Kris Humphries isn’t even officially over yet.

Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian Went to the White House

Despite missing her 1pm flight to DC, Lindsay Lohan still managed to make it, along with Kim Kardashian, to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as guests of FOX News, whose goal of the evening was “cheapen everything.” Kim and Lindsay joined George Clooney, Steven Spielberg, Sofia Vergara and other guests in listening to Obama’s opening monologue which was great because it threw a jab at Kim.


Kim Kardashian Has That Ass

According to history books, back in 1792, architects for the Whitehouse decided to use wider doors because they knew that one day Kim Kardashian would need to fit her ass through them to attend the Correspondents Dinner.


Kim Kardashian Is Full of Zingers

In an interview with Paper Magazine, Kim and Khloe Kardashian discuss a variety of subjects including whether or not they still have Google Alerts for themselves (no), meeting celebrities through Twitter, if they ever deleted a tweet, making home music videos and how they troll the trolls on Twitter.


Kim Kardashian Is Kanye West’s Beyonce

It only took a few years, but after slowly banging her way up the fame chain from Ray J to Reggie Bush to Kris Humphries and now Kanye West (with Reggie Bush as a backup plan), Kim Kardashian has finally nearly reached her goal of ingraining herself with Hollywood royalty aka the super wealthy and famous.