Slave Labor Keeps the Kardashian Costs Down

TMZ confirms that the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights has launched an investigation into whether or not the Kardashians’ wares are produced using Chinese slave labor in factories reeking of sewage with temperatures soaring above 100 degrees. An official from the org says the conditions are horrific.


The Kardashians Are Sensitive

Apparently the Kardashians don’t like being reminded that the only reason Kim is famous is because Ray J released a sex tape of her and maybe peed on her and they certainly do not like to be reminded that Bruce Jenner looks drag queen scarecrow.


Kim Kardashian Is in Danger

According to MediaTakeOut, eh hm, producers of Tyler Perry’s The Marriage Counselor have received credible threats towards Kim Kardashian’s safety.