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Not even Kim Kardashian is sure what she’s selling

Another week, another photo shoot with Kim Kardashian in her backyard. Today she’s jumping on a trampoline, riding a scooter and playing with possibly the world’s ugliest dog. I have ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian is magical

Instead of lame shows about driving big rigs on ice, the Discovery Channel should do shows about how Kim Kardashian fit into this tight bodysuit. It’d probably be a 2 ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian cooks me some burgers

It’s been maybe a month or two since Kim Kardashian was last photographed in a bikini doing things. That was obviously unacceptable so here she is rectifying — more like ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian will help ease the pain

Still reeling over the death of the King of Pop? Thinking that there won’t be anyone like him in the next century? Well worry no more because Kim Kardashian is ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian has new hair

Ken Paves wigged up Kim Kardashian’s head for a spread in O Magazine.  I’m not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, I don’t care. On the other, ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian for Pepsi Max

Jesus, how’d they even squeeze her into that outfit. That leather is wrapped around her tighter than K-Fed’s grip on a drumstick. I’m assuming a gallon of Crisco was used. ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian’s ass is too big or something

At Tuesday’s launch for Hennessy Black, Kim Kardashian’s big ass stepped into a crowded elevator only to be told by an attendant that they couldn’t ascend because the group exceeded ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian tests the Beyonce

Kim Kardashian admitted she put on a hairpiece and didn’t dye her hair blonde over the weekend. Although, she is seriously contemplating it after everyone mistook her for Beyonce while ... Read More »