Kris Jenner Pretended She’d Have Kanye and Kim’s Baby on Her Show

Kris Jenner was hard up for viewers for her Fox talk show this morning so she decided to post a picture of her holding a baby on her Facebook page with the caption, “You never know who will stop by our show today!” The implication was this would be the first reveal of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s baby.


Kanye Is Pissed at Kim

According to HSK, Lorne Michaels may not be inviting Kanye West back to SNL because of the constant fighting backstage between Kanye, Kim and Kris Jenner.


Kanye West Is a Klutz

His ego having been inflated to monstrous proportions, Kanye West no longer has the spatial awareness necessary to maneuver his head around safely.


Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant Body on the Cover of Us Weekly

Kim Kardashian covers the new issue of Us Weekly wearing nothing but a bikini and asks, “You call this fat?” I don’t know if that’s a rhetorical question but she’s pregnant so the answer is going to be “yes.” Maybe not fat in the traditional sense but more fat from being fattened up out of necessity.