Kim Mathers a.k.a Eminem’s two-time wife and now ex for good gave a radio interview to a Detroit Michigan radio station where she let this gem slip:

“He’s not very well endowed.

“If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.” [The Sun]

I see. Kim, darling, sweetie, honey pie. Have you ever considered the fact that the only reason you’re on a radio station in the first place is because you were having sex with Eminem? What are you known for, again, besides your haphazard usage of chola lip liner and neglecting to dye your roots? Oh right, you gave birth to Eminem’s 13-year-old daughter, Hailie Jade. Oh, yeah, also, Eminem pays all your bills, and adopted your daughter (who wasn’t his) and your neice (who wasn’t his, or even yours, for that matter), and put them in good schools and treats them like his own children.

I’m not saying he’s a saint, lord knows he’s an overcompensating pissant with drug issues who simply can’t get his crap together and enjoys tearing into people simply for the sake of record sales, but what are you, Kim? The only thing you’ll ever be known for is being Eminem’s ex-wife, and do you really want people remembering you as the girl who doinked his “not very well endowed” penis into celeb-semi-consciousness? I didn’t think so. As the Bible says: “Let he who is without sin crack jokes about someone else’s genitalia.” Or something like that.

Kim Mathers called into a Detroit radio show hitting Eminem where it hurts most.

“I can’t stand him. (He’s) an absolute horrible person. I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or whenever I hear his name.”

Then she put on the finishing touches.

She categorized sex with her twice ex-husband as “bad,” and said “he’s not very well endowed.” She added when it came to sex, “(you better have) a little blue pill, or else it does not work.”

Looks like someone is getting another song about them. You don’t want to piss off Eminem like this. He’s the kind of guy that doesn’t take criticism well. I remember him punching some guy in a strip club bathroom once for talking to him. Not really sure how he’s going to react to the world knowing he has a small penis and suffers from ED. Plastic surgery and legally changing her name are the only options I see for Kim.

Then again, maybe this is how white trash flirt. I don’t claim to be an expert on attraction. I just come in and let my looks do the talking.

Via Idolator.

Update: That was fast. Dennis Dennehy, a rep for Eminem, tells PEOPLE: “Those reports are absolutely untrue.”

The most retarded couple ever are engaged again according to rapper and Eminem friend Akon. He describes their relationship as on and off like explosive diarrhea.

“He can’t live with her and he can’t live without her. But they are meant for each other. They are engaged again.”

Between Eminem’s song about killing Kim and Kim’s attempted suicide, I always knew these two kids would get back together. Like the old saying goes, it’s not love until you strangle a blow-up doll symbolizing your wife in front of a hometown audience of thousands. I can’t wait until they do their spread in Modern Bride Magazine.