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Kimberly Stewart Wants a Romantic Relationship With Benicio

Warning flags should have popped up when only after a month of casual dating, Kimberly Stewart decides to keep Benicio del Toro’s baby that he accidentally implanted in her. Sure, ... Read More »

This Is Kimberly Stewart’s Daughter’s Name

Loose-lipped Rod Stewart let slip the name of Kimberley Stewart and Benecio del Toro’s daughter. It’s Delilah if you’re too lazy to read. For starters, “I’m writing songs again, something I ... Read More »

Kimberly Stewart Birthed Benecio del Toro’s Baby

Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart, popped out a baby girl on Sunday in LA. Benicio del Toro is confirmed to be the father. “Benicio is the father and very supportive,” ... Read More »

Kimberly Stewart Still Knocked Up

Here’s Kimberly Stewart walking around LA with Benicio Del Toro’s fetus kicking around inside her. It’s still unfathomable how these two even hooked up in the first place. Moreover, where ... Read More »

Benicio del Toro Impregnated Kimberly Stewart

From out of left field, Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart, is pregnant with Benicio del Toro’s child. It’s said that no one even knew they were dating. Probably because ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston is jealous

After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Aniston developed an irrational fear that every man she dates will leave her for another woman. Which is why Jennifer Aniston ... Read More »

Jude Law is out on the prowl

Jude Law was spotted in the VIP area of 195 Nightclub in Essex attempting to dislodge a piece of steak which had become stuck in Kimberly Stewart’s mouth. With his ... Read More »

Kimberly Stewart flashes ass

Here’s the wind blowing up Kimberly Stewart’s skirt. You can see she has a bikini on or maybe just panties. Either way, they saved me from going completely blind. I ... Read More »

Kimberly Stewart loves the pole

Kimberly Stewart made a surprise appearance at Cameo nightclub in Miami. To everyone’s dismay, she proceeded to pole dance. I’ve always wanted to take a trip down to Miami, but ... Read More »

In other news

I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman ... Read More »