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Jennifer Aniston is jealous

July 3rd, 20081 comment

After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Aniston developed an irrational fear that every man she dates will leave her for another woman. Which is why Jennifer Aniston had Kimberly Stewart kicked out of a John Mayer concert. Kim and John know each other from clubbing in LA and apparently, Aniston felt threatened …

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Jude Law is out on the prowl

May 20th, 20082 comments

Jude Law was spotted in the VIP area of 195 Nightclub in Essex attempting to dislodge a piece of steak which had become stuck in Kimberly Stewart’s mouth. With his tongue. Kimberly thanked him kindly by massaging his crotch. Photos were snapped, bodyguards were summoned, cameras were confiscated and pictures were deleted. Although, not well …

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Kimberly Stewart flashes ass

July 18th, 2007Respond

Here’s the wind blowing up Kimberly Stewart’s skirt. You can see she has a bikini on or maybe just panties. Either way, they saved me from going completely blind. I did throw-up a little though. One of these may be NSFW depending on how your boss feels about ass and Kimberly Stewart.

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Kimberly Stewart loves the pole

March 19th, 20071 comment

Kimberly Stewart made a surprise appearance at Cameo nightclub in Miami. To everyone’s dismay, she proceeded to pole dance. I’ve always wanted to take a trip down to Miami, but now I’m not so sure. First of all, it’s expensive. Second of all, Kimberly Stewart might start pole dancing. It seems I could easily simulate …

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In other news

January 23rd, 2007Respond

I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman is gay. At least that’s the vibe I got from the show. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just I don’t remember this character …

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