Warning flags should have popped up when only after a month of casual dating, Kimberly Stewart decides to keep Benicio del Toro’s baby that he accidentally implanted in her. Sure, it could be a religious thing but it could also be she wanted to use the baby to trap Benicio in a relationship.

“Kim and Benicio still see each other and talk for the sake of the baby, but it’s not romantic and Kim wishes it were,” the source told RadarOnline.com.

“They weren’t really ever dating to begin with, just sort of hooking up for a month, then boom — she was pregnant.”

According to the source, Kimberly is a wonderful mother to baby Delilah, who was born in Los Angeles on August 21.

“It was a tough birth for Kim, but she’s a tough cookie,” the source said. — Radar

It’s great that they have to add in the part about Kimberly being a wonderful mother. Wasn’t that kid born just a few days ago? I’m going to need at least a month to a year to confirm she’s a wonderful mother. And it’s not like she can throw the kid in a trash can like you could a dog. People might get offended. So of course she has to feed and clothe the kid.

You also start to wonder if this was really an accident. I’m just saying, if Benicio saw Kimberly hunched over his condoms stabbing them with a needle, that might be something he should look into.

Loose-lipped Rod Stewart let slip the name of Kimberley Stewart and Benecio del Toro’s daughter. It’s Delilah if you’re too lazy to read.

For starters, “I’m writing songs again, something I never thought I’d do,” he says. “I’m writing about divorce, about my childhood, all sorts of things. Why this gift has come back to me after lying dormant for 17 years, I don’t know. But it has.”

And “I’m a grandfather now,” he chirps, singing out the name Delilah, born Sunday to daughter Kimberly, 32 (whose mother is Alana Hamilton Stewart, one of his two exes). “I’ve been going around blabbing that for hours now.” — USA Today

Welcome, Delilah, to the beginning of your years of hell as people come up to you and say in a sing-song voice, “Hey there, Delilah. What’s it like in New York City?” May you have the endurance to not punch them in the face.

Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart, popped out a baby girl on Sunday in LA. Benicio del Toro is confirmed to be the father.

“Benicio is the father and very supportive,” the 44-year-old actor’s rep told Us. “Although [he and Kimberly] are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby.” — Us

Kimberly and Benicio probably did it in the elevator or something. The point being, it’s going to be a real romantic story when that kid asks Kimberly how she and her father met.

Here’s Kimberly Stewart walking around LA with Benicio Del Toro’s fetus kicking around inside her. It’s still unfathomable how these two even hooked up in the first place. Moreover, where did he impregnate her. Was it in an elevator or was it somewhere fancier like the bathroom at Nobu’s? Probably the bathroom. Benicio Del Toro seems like a romantic.

From out of left field, Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart, is pregnant with Benicio del Toro’s child. It’s said that no one even knew they were dating. Probably because they weren’t.

“Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive,” Benicio’s rep, Robin Baum, tells Life & Style exclusively. “Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby.”

That is to say in eight months a baby will mumble its way out of Kimberly Stewart’s vagina. When doctors spank it to get it to breathe, the only sound it’ll make is “mmmmllhphphr”.

Question. How does Benicio del Toro still pull tail looking like that? Is it drugs? If so, how much does it take because it seems like it would be a lot.

After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Aniston developed an irrational fear that every man she dates will leave her for another woman. Which is why Jennifer Aniston had Kimberly Stewart kicked out of a John Mayer concert. Kim and John know each other from clubbing in LA and apparently, Aniston felt threatened by that creepy monster.

“Kim was pulled off the stage and escorted through the Hard Rock VIP tent with a face like thunder, shouting: ‘Why doesn’t he want me here? Is this because of her?’ “She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved.”

Other things that might threaten Aniston: Jessica Simpson, John Mayer’s niece, a puppy, a toaster and that 12-year-old John Mayer fan Jennifer punched out in a fit of jealous rage.

Jude Law was spotted in the VIP area of 195 Nightclub in Essex attempting to dislodge a piece of steak which had become stuck in Kimberly Stewart’s mouth. With his tongue. Kimberly thanked him kindly by massaging his crotch. Photos were snapped, bodyguards were summoned, cameras were confiscated and pictures were deleted. Although, not well enough because The Sun recovered them.

“We couldn’t believe it when we saw Kimberly Stewart snogging the face off Jude Law. They were really going at it and barely came up for air.

“He’s the first big name we have ever seen in there. So myself and my friends walked over and asked if we could have our photo taken with them. But they said no, turned back to face each other again then carried on kissing.

“Two bodyguards then came over to us and snatched the camera out of my friend’s hand because they had seen us taking pictures.

“They passed the camera to Jude, who then looked through our photos.

“The bodyguard later gave the camera back to us and, to our disappointment, they had deleted our pictures of Jude and Kimberly.”

If Rod Stewart asks, please inform him that his daughter’s tonsils need not be removed. Everything is A-OK in there. Oh and also that Kimberly’s vagina was smashed with prejudice. F U Rod Stewart — Signed, Jude Law.

Here’s the wind blowing up Kimberly Stewart’s skirt. You can see she has a bikini on or maybe just panties. Either way, they saved me from going completely blind. I did throw-up a little though. One of these may be NSFW depending on how your boss feels about ass and Kimberly Stewart.

Kimberly Stewart made a surprise appearance at Cameo nightclub in Miami. To everyone’s dismay, she proceeded to pole dance. I’ve always wanted to take a trip down to Miami, but now I’m not so sure. First of all, it’s expensive. Second of all, Kimberly Stewart might start pole dancing. It seems I could easily simulate the experience by crushing my penis in a door while chugging Patrón. Couple more pictures after the jump.

I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman is gay. At least that’s the vibe I got from the show. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just I don’t remember this character having an ambiguous sexuality.

• Britney Spears sucks on a pacifier. [ICYDK]
• Not only does Kate Moss model, she also pushes cars out of the mud. [Celebslam]
• Kimberly Stewart wanted Lindsay Lohan to give her appendix to charity. [Celebitchy]
• Gisele Bundchen blames families for anorexia. [Derek Hail]
• Mischa Barton will not be joining Heroes. Praise Jesus. [Glitterati]
• Jessica Simpson got a facial. The wholesome kind. [Celebrity Smack]
• Vince Vaughn’s orgy. [CityRag]
• Venus: Going Out in Style. [Pajiba]
• The Razzie nominations. [Dlisted]